Foo Collective, we can win this!
I say we start working on this tonight. Let's all get together at Tude's place at 8 PM. I will bring a plate of cookies and a box of random words and punctuation marks.
Knowing that the end was near, Commander Eckstrom called his men into the galley to give them one last inspirational speech, even though the previous twenty had done no good; in fact the ship probalby would not have run aground if the Commander had not droned on and on during his first speech, stressing the importance of good anal hygiene on one of Her Majesty's ships of the line.
Above is my first draft.