Okay, we've had quite a drought going on for a while, so basically everyone's grass is kindling, just waiting for a well-placed bottle rocket. Earlier, my neighbor who is paranoid schizophrenic and always wears an oxygen tank and a revolver was peaking around my other neighbor's house who was a meth dealer then just disappeared. Whatever reason he had couldn't have been good. Most importantly, over the last couple hours, I have become convinced that a few of my neighbors are firing real guns into the air instead of firecrackers.
Red State America.