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    Wtf?!

    Here's the deal, I live in a crazy area, and that's putting it mildly! (any of you members from Philly know about North Philly!) so just about 30 minutes ago sounds like someones knocking at my door as the dogs were going ape ****, its about 10-15 minutes after 1:00 AM, I figure it's the 4th of July, it's late, plenty of drunks and crazies still out, home invasions are at an all time high, so I ask my wife to hand me my pistola so I can go down and see whos knocking at the door at this hour, what reply do I get? "Why do you need your f'n gun to answer the f'n door?!" I'm like,"WTF! I'm worried about the safety of my family and that pee's you off! I'll tell you what! give me the f'n gun and you go answer the door! I'll be in Jen's room! (my daughter) If anyone gets you I'll just yell down to them,OK, you got my wife, I owe you, take the LCD, get the hell out and we'll call it even!" Sure enough she gets pissed and doesn't want to talk to me! AM I GOING OUT OF MY F'N MIND!!!!
    Last edited by ilikebikes; 07-05-09 at 12:04 AM.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    yeah, and i don't even know what the hell you just typed.

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    so who was it...pizza guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfishin View Post
    yeah, and i don't even know what the hell you just typed.
    OK, then move on, pretty simple huh?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by cohophysh View Post
    so who was it...pizza guy?
    Turns out there was a cat up on the AC....so I shot it.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Out where I live, I guarantee that if anyone is knocking on my door at 1am, it better be a sheriff or someone in need of medical attention...anyone else may have stepped into the movie Deliverance...cause I live in the middle of timbucktoo and I don't even expect people to be knockin during the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cohophysh View Post
    Out where I live, I guarantee that if anyone is knocking on my door at 1am, it better be a sheriff or someone in need of medical attention...anyone else may have stepped into the movie Deliverance...cause I live in the middle of timbucktoo and I don't even expect people to be knockin during the day.
    Thats how I feel....'cept for the knockin during the day part!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

    "you got my wife, I owe you one". Classic.

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    Troll alert! Troll alert!
    Should I pay toll to the troll? or just ignore him?
    Hmmmmmm? I say ignore him.
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    You got my wife....^^that was pretty funny^^
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    Yeah but she didn't think so.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    Troll alert! Troll alert!
    Should I pay toll to the troll? or just ignore him?
    Hmmmmmm? I say ignore him.
    pay my *****, pay

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    Yeah but she didn't think so.
    I can imagine...hopefully you are not banished to the couch for the night cause I know I would be
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    why do you think I'm on the comp at 2:13 in the AM!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Ilikebikes, I totally understand you and support you 100 %!

    If somebody breaks in you can also tell the intruder to get by my house, steal my wife and my LCD as well. I'll also leave milk and cookies on the table. I'll be with my kids, no pistola here tho (wifey might use it against me). But like any good puertorrican I do have a very big Machete and I keep it "amolao' hasta el cabo".

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    So who was knocking at your door?
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    Yeah, who was it?

    I'd crap myself if someone was banging on the door at 1 am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    So who was knocking at your door?

    I went down and checked, no one was at the door, maybe kids?
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Back open after clean-up. Let's keep this thread to Foo stuff and stay away from P&R issues.
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    ^ impossible. But I will leave because I got nothin to say that won't banish this to P and R in an instance

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