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    Auction: what is the truth worth to ya?

    Are couch and hillary the same person?

    I can settle this once and for all, but it's gonna cost ya.
    What is it worth to you...I'll open the bidding at ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

    (Note: acceptable bids include cash, bikes, land in Costa Rica and sexual (or nonsexual) favors.
    Pocket lint will be considered upon inspection)
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    my pocket lint is made of pure Costa Rican Sex
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    I thought the real question would be, "Is Chipcom really RuPaul?"

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    Chip is a bit more flamboyant than RuPaul.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    RuPaul is wussy poseur. Jsharr's pocket lint is the high bid so far...you gonna bid or fawn over RuPaul, Suzie?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I'd accept 1.2 million.

    For 1.3 I'd even act like I care.
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    I'd bid if I knew where that pocket lint actually came from. I have standards you know!

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    who cares...I get the proceeds of this auction, not you. All you get is the truth...or my version of it anyway. Where the lint comes from is irrelevant....I have no standards you know.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I call Shenanigans.
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    I've got some oil/dirt cake from my bike chain... but I also have one question. Who're couch and hillary and why would I care if they're the same person?
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Because they talk to "themselves" and have bantering episodes yet never seem to be on at the same time.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    I bid: one, old, worn out, dry chaffed sidewall, Vittoria, 700x23, model unkown as the lettering has long ago disapeared. Shipped freight collect of course.
    Birth Certificate, Passport, Marriage License Driver's License and Residency Permit all say I'm a Fred. I guess there's no denying it.

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    I don't care if they are the same person. I just want to see pictures of naked couch fire jumping. Chop-chop...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I call Shenanigans.
    That isn't one of my acceptable forms of bid currency. Get with the program, sister.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh View Post
    I've got some oil/dirt cake from my bike chain... but I also have one question. Who're couch and hillary and why would I care if they're the same person?
    what kind of frosting is on that cake?


    Oh, you'll care...yes indeed, you will care.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I don't care if they are the same person. I just want to see pictures of naked couch fire jumping. Chop-chop...
    Why do you hate the truth?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfred View Post
    I bid: one, old, worn out, dry chaffed sidewall, Vittoria, 700x23, model unkown as the lettering has long ago disapeared. Shipped freight collect of course.
    it would have to be a 700x28 to meet the minimum bid requirements, so sorry.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I brushed out the dogs, so I have about a half a pillow sack worth of dirty dog hair I'll send ya.

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    Allen just upped the ante...but come on folks, you ain't even close to the reserve bid yet.

    CHEAPSKATES!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    I don't care if they are the same person. I just want to see pictures of naked couch fire jumping. Chop-chop...
    Why do you hate the truth?
    I'm just thinking ahead and managing your information as an investment. Think about the value of said photos when he runs for Governor. Or Mayor, even...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I brushed out the dogs, so I have about a half a pillow sack worth of dirty dog hair I'll send ya.
    Oh, well hell.... I'll add to my oil/dirt cake (with red rock dust frosting) at least 2 pillow sacks worth of CLEAN dog hair. Sorry Allen... a freshly washed, shedding Newf is going to let me outbid you no matter how much hair you have!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzie Green View Post
    I thought the real question would be, "Is Chipcom really Ron Paul?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I brushed out the dogs, so I have about a half a pillow sack worth of dirty dog hair I'll send ya.
    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh View Post
    Oh, well hell.... I'll add to my oil/dirt cake (with red rock dust frosting) at least 2 pillow sacks worth of CLEAN dog hair. Sorry Allen... a freshly washed, shedding Newf is going to let me outbid you no matter how much hair you have!)
    I'll see your dog hair and raise you two cat hairballs that were freshly hacked up this morning on my living room rug.
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    I'm not gonna bite with 1,000,000 dollars till I get Hickeydog's fuzzy purple hat.

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    Pocket lint, schmocket lint.....I'm Fed-exing you a 3 month collection of dryer lint. I hope ya choke on it!

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