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Old 07-06-09, 11:25 AM   #1
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And somewhere a couch burns...

Pictures from the 4th of July 2009.



Here is a pic of me with my trusty lighter.



I was drunk enough at this point to pretend I was Nixon.



Here I am with that **** 'The Hillary'.



Here is the couch on fire!



The End!

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Here I am with that **** 'The Hillary'.
That's totally photoshopped. I can see the pixels.

I, however, approve of the Bonfire of the Sofaties.
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You are a god among furniture, Couch!

Although being a god over inanimate objects really isn't saying very much, is it?
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Old 07-06-09, 11:38 AM   #4
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That's totally photoshopped. I can see the pixels.

I, however, approve of the Bonfire of the Sofaties.
No doubt. He takes off his sunglasses, dons regular glasses, changes his clothes and puts on a hat, then photoshops himself back in and expects us not to see through the charade?
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I have a couch I dont need anymore and would expect much for it on CL. We're moving 2 weeks from today. If Hillary wants to come get it, it's yours. Otherwise it's heading to the dumpster.
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I see you still got the bad mosquito hanging around

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Old 07-06-09, 11:51 AM   #7
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I have a couch I dont need anymore and would expect much for it on CL. We're moving 2 weeks from today. If Hillary wants to come get it, it's yours. Otherwise it's heading to the dumpster.
When you throw it in the dumpster, add a little bit of used motor oil and a match or two. Believe me, you will sleep better at night if you set it on fire.

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couch and hilary...a rebel and teacher's pet. interesting combo. did couch ever give hilary a wedgie?
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couch and hilary...a rebel and teacher's pet. interesting combo. did couch ever give hilary a wedgie?
Now why would you want to give yourself a wedgie?
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couch and hilary remind me of bart simpson and millhouse.
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couch and hilary...a rebel and teacher's pet. interesting combo. did couch ever give hilary a wedgie?

No way, Hillary is to great of a friend to do that. However, I did do some bad things to his couch a couple of weekends ago. He should be smelling it pretty soon me thinks. I stuffed a bologna samwich in between the springs in the pull-out bed section.

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I call Shenanigans. Chip supposedly was there. I don't see him in the pic.
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Old 07-06-09, 04:30 PM   #14
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I call Shenanigans. Chip supposedly was there. I don't see him in the pic.
Wrong! Chip road with Hillary and I earlier in the day. He also took a pic of us and is going to do some nasty photoshop work on it.

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Why did you burn that perfectly good couch? I could have used that couch in my room.


You're such a firebug.
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Why did you burn that perfectly good couch? I could have used that couch in my room.


You're such a firebug.

I accidently set the couch on fire. It's not my fault, it was an accident. Just Say'in!

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I accidently set the couch on fire. It's not my fault, it was an accident. Just Say'in!

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Wrong! Chip road with Hillary and I earlier in the day. He also took a pic of us and is going to do some nasty photoshop work on it.

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from your photos, i don't think he needs to do much photoshopping to make you look nasty.
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from your photos, i don't think he needs to do much photoshopping to make you look nasty.
Nasty like NOTORIOUS B.I.G.

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from your photos, i don't think he needs to do much photoshopping to make you look nasty.
Ooo BURN!!
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Couch, can I ask how you got your nickname?

I thought I was the only person with that one.
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Ooo BURN!!
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Couch, can I ask how you got your nickname?

I thought I was the only person with that one.
I used to be a member of a Cult named Scientology. I blew the CO$ after Tommy Cruise jumped the couch. Don't worry, I recieved the 'Golden Rod' and they know who I am.

Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

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I would be more impressed if you had been cooking hotdogs while sitting on the couch. To me, you wasted a perfectly good bonfire. Just sayin'
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Alfster, it was a glorious couch fire. Wish you could have been there.

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