This thread needs more Chipcom!
i disapprove of setting things on fire just for fun.
I'll simply use the standard time-tested lines "Yeah, he wuz real quiet like. Kept to hisself. Din't say much of nottin' to nobody. He never looked ya in th eye, always had his head down. I don't think I ever heard him talk ceppin' to order lunch at the diner. Always had the same thing. Tuna on wheat and a cupa' coffee"