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    Pants on fire!

    Discuss.

    Couch
    This thread needs more Chipcom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Discuss.

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    I have a question. When couch is enivitably arrested someday for some atrocity against mankind, could we be held liable as an accessory for not reporting him?

    Just askin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    I have a question. When couch is enivitably arrested someday for some atrocity against mankind, could we be held liable as an accessory for not reporting him?

    Just askin'
    I'm taking the position of not having formal training in abnormal psychology. I believe this leaves me not liable for detection of such future issues.

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    i disapprove of setting things on fire just for fun.

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    It's been done.

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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    dear lawdy, where do you find these?
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    I'll simply use the standard time-tested lines "Yeah, he wuz real quiet like. Kept to hisself. Din't say much of nottin' to nobody. He never looked ya in th eye, always had his head down. I don't think I ever heard him talk ceppin' to order lunch at the diner. Always had the same thing. Tuna on wheat and a cupa' coffee"

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    Discuss.

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    Pants should be exploded and not immolated.

    Just sayin'

    -chaise longue
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Pants should be exploded and not immolated.

    Just sayin'

    -chaise longue
    I saw on mythbusters where , if you use the right weed killer, pants really do explode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I saw on mythbusters where , if you use the right weed killer, pants really do explode.
    If we extrapolate on 'explosion' with great poetic license, beans 'n' eggs have a similar effect
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    If we extrapolate on 'explosion' with great poetic license, beans 'n' eggs have a similar effect
    you don't want to combine those two with those pants....trust me. Unless of course you enjoy being launched through the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    dear lawdy, where do you find these?
    The scary part is it looks to be voluntary.
    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    you don't want to combine those two with those pants....trust me. Unless of course you enjoy being launched through the air.
    hey, different strokes.....


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    SR = Sex/13

    you know, you'd think any thread with 'pants' in the title, it woulda been quicker than that.
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