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    Why would she do this?

    My dog just got up off the couch, walked back here where I'm typing away on the computer, sat down and ripped a huge fart, then went back to the couch; almost as if to say "Hey, I want to make sure this isn't wasted on just me. Enjoy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    My dog just got up off the couch, walked back here where I'm typing away on the computer, sat down and ripped a huge fart, then went back to the couch; almost as if to say "Hey, I want to make sure this isn't wasted on just me. Enjoy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CliftonGK1 View Post
    My dog just got up off the couch, walked back here where I'm typing away on the computer, sat down and ripped a huge fart, then went back to the couch; almost as if to say "Hey, I want to make sure this isn't wasted on just me. Enjoy."

    Love knows no bounds,.......

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    For dogs, smells are a major form of communication. She probably thought she was telling you something.

    When ours let one rip, it's usually just done in place, but is often in proximity to our noses.
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    Sharing is caring.
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    Your dog is just getting you back for all the times you farted in bed when he was under the covers

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    For dogs, smells are a major form of communication. She probably thought she was telling you something.

    When ours let one rip, it's usually just done in place, but is often in proximity to our noses.
    must have been 'stop feeding me food that gives me gas'
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Just relish in the nastiness of it. You know you'd do the same to your dog if you felt a good one brewing.

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    send that dog to the pound and get a cat...they are much more polite
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    If the dog could talk it would've said, "That one was my fault."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Your dog is just getting you back for all the times you farted in bed when he was under the covers
    The dog and I both sleep without covers, but based on what The Girl says about both of us, I'm willing to believe this explanation.
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    The dog dropped one the other day that chased myself and a friend out off the house just so she could lie in front of the air conditioner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichinPeoria View Post
    send that dog to the pound and get a cat...they are much more polite
    ha!
    My cat and my father in-law have gas issues.
    The cat would walk by my father in-laws chair and let one rip. Thus, stinking up the entire living room.
    The best part was my mother in-law would blame my father in-law for the infraction.

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    don't feel bad, I had a date who did something like that once.

    but only once.....
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    Dogs learn things from us...do you fart in front of her? lol

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    funniest thread today...thanks
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    The only way that would have been more perfect would be if you were yawning at the time.
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    What's the big deal. I do it too. Next time she'll sit on you then fart.

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    Just wait till the day she kicks you and tells everyone you did it.
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    So he could blame it on you.
    Why did you highlight my white text?

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    probably the same reason you would do it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulex View Post
    So he could blame it on you.
    our dog has blamed her own farts on us. She'd drop a bomb, then look around like "what happened?" She'd then look at us, give a sigh, and walk out of the room.

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    I have two kittens who spend most their time in my room - and I realize one is laying on my desk - his little ears stand up and he's looking at me.

    Uh-oh.

    He takes a leap off the desk and one more leap and he's on my bed - running up my leg toward me to nuzzle my face.

    And farts, literally right.by.my.nose.

    I cannot tell you how many times they have done that to me.

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