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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Zee Svedeesh Cheff Speeks.....bork, bork, bork

    Iff yuu vunt to try it oooot, here-a's zee eddress

    http://www.hippo-technologies.co.uk/...hp#translation

    Thees threed cuoold be-a a huut!
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Vhet zee hell is veeth zee Svedeesh cheff tudey?

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    Srem cun go evey. Theur prudooct is poore-a joonk und fery puur QC. Bork! Bork! Bork!
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    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
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    Thees oone-a teeme-a et bund cemp... Bork! Bork! Bork!

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    ÖöÖöÖöÖöÖö Dannihilator's Avatar
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    In-a-gedda-da-feeda, huney, Dunt yuu knoo thet I lufe-a yuu? In-a-gedda-da-feeda, beby, Dunt yuu knoo thet Ill elveys be-a trooe-a? Oh, vunt yuu cume-a veeth me Und teke-a my hund? Oh, vunt yuu cume-a veeth me Und velk thees lund? Pleese-a teke-a my hund!
    Quote Originally Posted by scrodzilla
    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
    Words and Stuff.
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    ÖöÖöÖöÖöÖö Dannihilator's Avatar
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    I dare you to translate the dirty version of there once was a man from nantucket.
    Quote Originally Posted by scrodzilla
    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    There-a oonce-a ves a mun frum Nuntoocket
    Vhuse-a deeck ves so lung he-a cuoold soock it.
    Und he-a seeed veeth a green
    Es he-a veeped ooffff hees cheen,
    "Iff my ier vere-a a coont, I vuoold foock it."

    You dared me to.

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    i groo up beeeng eble-a to telk leeke-a thees es thees is vhet my grundffezeer suoonded leeke-a bork bork bork

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    For you Firefox users...go bork yourself with this Swedish chef add-on.
    View web pages or mail as spoken by the Swedish Chef like this..."Feeoo veb peges oor meeel es spukee by zee Svedeesh Cheff."
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/fir...don/507?id=507

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    I vunt to reede-a my...beecycle I vunt to reede-a my beecycle I vunt to reede-a my beeke-a. I vunt to reede-a it vhere-a I leeke-a. - Qooeen, Beecycle-a Rece-a
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    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    And he sings a Song by Rush!

    Und zee men vho huld heegh pleces
    Moost be-a zee oones vho stert
    To muld a noo reeleety
    Cluser to zee heert Cluser to zee heert

    The-a blecksmeeth und zee erteest
    Refflect it in theur ert
    They furge-a theur creeteefity
    Cluser to zee heert Cluser to zee heert

    Pheelusuphers und pluooghmen
    Eech moost knoo hees pert
    To soo a noo menteleety
    Cluser to zee heert Cluser to zee heert

    Yuu cun be-a zee cepteeen
    I veell drev zee chert
    Seeeling into desteeny
    Cluser to zee heert

    Cluser to zee heert
    Cluser to zee heert
    Cluser to zee heert ....................
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    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_filter

    I thought scientology couldn't get anny crazier.

    At one stage of the Scientology internet wars of the mid-1990s, some opponents of the church's fight to pursue unauthorized publishing of some of its scriptures using copyright and trade secret law adopted the ruse of publishing copies that had first been garbled, "borked", or "borkified", by passing them through the Jive filter or the encheferizer. The holder of the copyright on the church's scriptures Religious Technology Center, sued in some cases, for instance in Scientology versus Zenon Panoussis (Stockholm, 1998). Samples of the scriptures translated in this way were submitted in evidence. The defendants claimed that this was parody; the plaintiffs, violation of copyright.
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    What the hell have I started...lol

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    My tank takes chocolate. FlowerBlossom's Avatar
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    Geefe-a me-a ell yuoor chuculete-a und beer und no oone-a gets hoort. Bork! Bork! Bork!
    Feminism is the profound notion that women are human beings.

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