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    No one

    Seriously. That's how it's spelled. 2 words. No. One. Not noone, not n oone, not even noo ne. No. One.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Seriously. That's how it's spelled. 2 words. No. One. Not noone, not n oone, not even noo ne. No. One.

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    It's spelled "grammar" not "grammer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    It's spelled "grammar" not "grammer."
    Our founder, Jim Grammer, would disagree.

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    http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/grammer

    If you're going to be a grammar or spelling Nazi be very careful not to make spelling mistakes in your posts. I'm a Spelling Nazi, myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    It's spelled "grammar" not "grammer."
    Ouch. I've lost all faith in the Grammar Police Dept. Not too impressive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Seriously. That's how it's spelled. 2 words. No. One. Not noone, not n oone, not even noo ne. No. One.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Ouch. I've lost all faith in the Grammar Police Dept. Not too impressive.
    We're a company started by Jim Grammer in 1376 C.E. Many say this is where we get the term, "grammar" but that Mr. Grammer didn't want to show involvement.

    We're a not for profit company that devotes its time to helping the public learn about grammar and the effect it has on our lives.

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    How much does this thread matter? None.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Not much impressive.
    Fixed.

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    While we're venting grammatical peeves in a thread so far devoid of "omg grammer n speling dont matter english is fluid n stuff chill u nazi" types, I'll toss this in:


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    It's Unsafe Alpine. 2 words.
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    Ya'll just need to step on the breaks here. Assuming you have peddle breaks. Leave UnsafeAlpine alone, the skin on his brain is itchy.
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    Grammer Police Universal, LLC
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    To: All Concerned
    From: UnsafeAlpine, Assistant Regional Manager

    This is just a reminder that while spelling and grammar is important to internet conversation, coherency is even more so. Please formulate your thought before you submit your post. Get a friend to look over your post, as well. This is especially important if you are starting a thread asking for advice. If members cannot understand what you're getting across, it may be difficult to get an answer that makes sense to you.

    Thank you.

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    Seriously. That's how it's spelled. 2 words. Unsafe. Alpine. Not unsafealpine, not U nsafealpine, not even Uns afe alpine. Unsafe. Alpine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    Seriously. That's how it's spelled. 2 words. Unsafe. Alpine. Not unsafealpine, not U nsafealpine, not even Uns afe alpine. Unsafe. Alpine.

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    Dude, I'm like Cher. One word...

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    Your name is two words.

    Unsafe Alpine.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
    Words and Stuff.

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    i tried so hard not to look in here....I failed
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    i tried so hard not to look in here....I failed
    That's ok pgoat....we all do, almost daily. Some more then others. Kind of like the OP.

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    Noone is one fun word if you add an "R".

    Nooner.

    (Took 24 posts. C'mon y'all.)

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    hyphenated vs separate words vs combined words often catch me out.

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