BF and I were walking to a local Thai restaurant to get something for dinner, we were walking under the Granville bridge, which means nada to the vast majority of you guys, anyway I spotted a gorgeous classic road bike leaning against one of the giant support uh legs of the bridge. I WTFed as it was not locked, DBF and I walked over to it, I said I thought it was stolen, but why did the scumbag that stole it leave it there?! So I bust out my blackberry, about to call the cops and report the "stolen bike" when this guy comes around the side of the massive bridge leg, zipping up his pants.
I was mortified, he probably heard our entire convo. I told him I was seconds away from calling the cops and reporting the stolen bike. I HOPE he heard us talking so he never thought I was going to STEAL his bike.