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    my 9 y.o. daughter calls me and asks, "How's your hammer hanging?"





    I shouldn't have taught her that one.

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    that is some excellent BF style parenting there............ I guess
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    How did you answer her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    How did you answer her?
    "Low"?
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    my 9 y.o. daughter calls me and asks, "How's your hammer hanging?"





    I shouldn't have taught her that one.
    Could be worse. She could have asked you if you're hung like a horse.

    My wife had her oldest daughter (16) ask that to a (now former) boyfriend once. The lass had no idea what it meant. When she found out, her face turned a brighter shade of red than her hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    How did you answer her?
    Does your hammer hang low?
    Does it wobble to a fro?
    Can you tie it in a knot?
    Can you tie it in a bow?
    Can you throw it over your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier?
    Does your hammer hang low?

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    When the only tool in your box is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    When the only tool in your box is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.
    That's what she said...

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    you stole that from the mechanics sub forum
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    I read it there yes, but I stole it long ago. In my case, when the only tool in your box is a rubber chicken, all your problems look like fake vomit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I read it there yes, but I stole it long ago. In my case, when the only tool in your box is a rubber chicken, all your problems look like fake vomit.
    A rubber chicken is far more useful than a hammer, if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Does your hammer hang low?
    Does it wobble to a fro?
    Can you tie it in a knot?
    Can you tie it in a bow?
    Can you throw it over your shoulder
    Like a continental soldier?
    Does your hammer hang low?
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c"]YouTube - Hammer Pants Dance (HD)[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    that is some excellent BF style parenting there............ I guess
    bf style parernting she would know about dropping the hammer already
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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    A rubber chicken is far more useful than a hammer, if you ask me.
    Not for driving rubber nails. You need at least a rubber duck for that.
    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years. Mark Twain (apocryphal)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    How did you answer her?
    I laughed. Mainly because she was trying to think of things to say. She's out of town and I told her she better call so I won't miss her so much. The conversation was getting a lag and she busted in with that.

    Her: So watcha doing?
    Me: Eating, watching TV. How 'bout you?
    Her: Not much. Just hanging out.

    (pause)

    Her: So, how's your hammer hanging?
    ME: lol! Just fine, honey.
    Last edited by substructure; 07-14-09 at 05:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I read it there yes, but I stole it long ago. In my case, when the only tool in your box is a rubber chicken, all your problems look like fake vomit.
    A friend and I found a rubber chicken on a ride. We stopped and stared and poked at it before deciding what it was.

    Sub, that story gave me a pretty good laugh, thanks.

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    BTW, after a bit of thought and a look at the peg board, I would have to respond that mine is hanging from it's head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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