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Old 07-14-09, 09:23 AM   #1
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How do you know you're spending too much time with Cyclists? (Not being nasty!)

The funniest thing happened this morning in the grocery. As I'm passing another shopper with my shopping cart, I told her "Passing on your left".

Too much time thinking about cycling?
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Old 07-14-09, 09:26 AM   #2
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Do you ride aero on the shopping cart bars (tucked in, arms together)?
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The funniest thing happened this morning in the grocery. As I'm passing another shopper with my shopping cart, I told her "Passing on your left". : p

Too much time thinking about cycling?:roflm ao2:

i don't even do that on the bike.
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even i can pass a shopping cart.
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even i can pass a shopping cart.
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Old 07-14-09, 10:27 AM   #9
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Why were you passing? Why weren't you taking the lane?
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Back when I used to be into SCCA AutoX, I'd take proper lines with the shopping cart...

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Back when I used to be into SCCA AutoX, I'd take proper lines with the shopping cart...
I do this when I walk around the office, especially after the S-turn by the copier, which leads into the back straight to the kitchen.
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even i can pass a shopping cart.
Passing a kidney stone is bad enough. I can't imagine a shopping cart.
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Old 07-14-09, 12:18 PM   #13
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When you grab for the brakes on the shopping cart and there aren't any...you've probably spent too much time on cycling.
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Yesterday my wife and I were walking on the walking-only trail and I signaled that we were turning left.

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I only use the fixie shopping carts...............
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If someone said "on your left" as their cart passed mine, they would totally get a baguette through their spokes.
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If someone said "on your left" as their cart passed mine, they would totally get a baguette through their spokes.
Cinzano style! oh yeah. I like it...
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If someone said "on your left" as their cart passed mine, they would totally get a baguette through their spokes.
I would use Focaccia, just because I like the possible naughtiness that can occur whenever I try to pronounce it.
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How does that work?
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If someone said "on your left" as their cart passed mine, they would totally get a baguette through their spokes.
My carts have disk wheels....neener neener neener!
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How does that work?
Much like that poor Nazi chap during the motorcycle scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Except with foodstuffs.

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My carts have disk wheels....neener neener neener!
So I'll stick a breadstick between the tire and the fender, sending you flying over the handlebar.
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Much like that poor Nazi chap during the motorcycle scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Except with foodstuffs.

So I'll stick a breadstick between the tire and the fender, sending you flying over the handlebar.
you assume I would be fast enough to generate such force. You are sadly mistaken.
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Wife (Gina) and cycling partner brought home a new cellphone for me the other day. The cover she picked has a carbon fiber design.
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I did a track stand with a shopping cart the other day.

It was totally rad and blew everyone's mind.
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I did a tractor stand.

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