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    I forgot

    I got a short notice call Sunday, to leave Monday, to go to the DC area for the week. Oh what a lovely opportunity to load up the bike and bring it with me.

    Helmet - Check
    Shoes - Check
    Gloves - Check
    2 pairs of cycling socks - Check
    2 pairs of cycling shorts - Check
    2 jerseys - Check
    2 Water bottles - Check
    HRM and chest strap - Check
    Electrolyte additive - Check
    Energy gels - Check
    Bike - ...


    I could get by without everything listed above. Except for the bike, which is hanging nicely in it's stable. I wonder how I'm able to function at times.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    You forgot the bike?!?

    That's it, you're off my list of cool cyclists.

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    Rent one. Lots of good shops in DC.
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    I always forget things when I travel. One time I went down to Florida to golf with some buddies and forgot to pack underwear. That's ok since I don't wear underwear all the time. The only problem is, I zipped up my John Thursday once. Man did that hurt.

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    Steal one, lots of weak locks in DC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    I always forget things when I travel. One time I went down to Florida to golf with some buddies and forgot to pack underwear. That's ok since I don't wear underwear all the time. The only problem is, I zipped up my John Thursday once. Man did that hurt.

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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I got a short notice call Sunday, to leave Monday, to go to the DC area for the week. Oh what a lovely opportunity to load up the bike and bring it with me.

    Helmet - Check
    Shoes - Check
    Gloves - Check
    2 pairs of cycling socks - Check
    2 pairs of cycling shorts - Check
    2 jerseys - Check
    2 Water bottles - Check
    HRM and chest strap - Check
    Electrolyte additive - Check
    Energy gels - Check
    Bike - ...


    I could get by without everything listed above. Except for the bike, which is hanging nicely in it's stable. I wonder how I'm able to function at times.

    I'd be throwing the worst hissy fit ever!

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    Cj... epic fail and face palms dont go far enough to describe this.

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    x136 has just moved Crackerjab to the top of the waiting list for the initial run of Foo Facepalm jerseys.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    ah, just like remembering to bring along your travel case, but leaving all it's contents at home.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    x136 has just moved Crackerjab to the top of the waiting list for the initial run of Foo Facepalm jerseys.
    Nah I think this is all a stunt just to unthrone UA. Fail at that too. x136 and CJ are still runners up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    x136 has just moved Crackerjab to the top of the waiting list for the initial run of Foo Facepalm jerseys.
    I'll start ...


    Last edited by Tude; 07-15-09 at 08:20 AM.

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    Come on guys, leave CrackerJab alone! He's my hero and I won't stand for this.

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    Crackerjab, you failed almost as bad as parents magazine did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    This would be me, on my way back to get the bike.....

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    I didn't realize I left it until after I suited up at the hotel and went to the car to get the bike. Instead of riding I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.
    Pics, pls?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I didn't realize I left it until after I suited up at the hotel and went to the car to get the bike. Instead of riding I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.
    That is an awesome idea.
    Walk around in lycra and sidi's saying ..."now WTF did I leave that bike?" When someone asks..."I put it against a bench in NY's Central Park and went into the coffee shop and now I can't find it". Of course one can't be in NY to do this.

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQL9o0asadU"]He went riding anway.................[/ame]
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    I didn't realize I left it until after I suited up at the hotel and went to the car to get the bike. Instead of riding I just looked like a tool walking around in lycra and goofy shoes.

    Sorry for laughing, but that really is too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingscotsman View Post
    Sorry for laughing, but that really is too funny.
    I encourage people to laugh at my expense.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Have the Sister bring it to you.
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