The greatest craigslist post ever
Don't get me wrong: I like recumbents. And will eventually get one when my steadily aging bod gets to lazy for sitting upright; but this was damned hilarious:
"- I love that you have the enthusiasm to build yourself a recumbent in the off season. That does not mean however, that I share your enthusiasm; ergo I won't do the "final tweaks" for you. You figure out why that Sram shifter and that Shimano rear derailleur don't work together. While we're at it, you recumbent people scare me a little. Don't bring that lumbering ****ing thing anywhere near me."
Methinks the Lister has recumbo-issues...lol