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    Crazy Dog is Crazy

    My dog Inge just farted and immediately barked at her butt. She does this once in awhile and it always cracks me up. Dog owners of Foo, does this happen to your dog?

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    Yup, my dog Vic sometimes farts pretty loud, when he does he always looks at his but like,"what the heck was that!?"
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Mayhaps you need to install a bark activated ignition source on your dog's butt, Couch, then he could help you burn couches.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    My dogs don't fart.

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    My butt does not bark.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    My butt does not bark.
    Add fiber to your diet.

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    Add fiber to your diet.
    Ruffage?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    My mom's dog farted in her sleep once. She woke herself up & looked around all startled, like "who did that?" It was hilarious.

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    If a dog farts in the woods, is he startled by the sound?
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    My dog farts' are a warning for us to get out of the house, quickly.

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    Our dog Jack when he farted he would stare at Tom or myself to blame one of us and it usually worked. The one he stared at would then start farting from all the laughing.

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    When my dog farts he just looks at us like we're crazy as we do the mad dash to vacate the room.
    I am Fred, hear me slurp my Grande Mocha.

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