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Old 07-21-09, 06:45 PM   #1
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Crazy Dog is Crazy

My dog Inge just farted and immediately barked at her butt. She does this once in awhile and it always cracks me up. Dog owners of Foo, does this happen to your dog?

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Old 07-21-09, 07:04 PM   #2
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Yup, my dog Vic sometimes farts pretty loud, when he does he always looks at his but like,"what the heck was that!?"
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Old 07-21-09, 08:25 PM   #3
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Mayhaps you need to install a bark activated ignition source on your dog's butt, Couch, then he could help you burn couches.
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My dogs don't fart.
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My butt does not bark.
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Add fiber to your diet.
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My mom's dog farted in her sleep once. She woke herself up & looked around all startled, like "who did that?" It was hilarious.
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If a dog farts in the woods, is he startled by the sound?
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Mine usually tries to blame the cat.
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My dog farts' are a warning for us to get out of the house, quickly.
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Our dog Jack when he farted he would stare at Tom or myself to blame one of us and it usually worked. The one he stared at would then start farting from all the laughing.
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When my dog farts he just looks at us like we're crazy as we do the mad dash to vacate the room.
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