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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    Should I purchase this shirt?



    http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-...DateDescending

    Please read the Amazon reviews, before voting.

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    No. You are already at awesomeness threshhold. If you put that on, the increase in awesome could lead to uncontrollable sunshine erupting from your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Wouldn't you be afraid of that kind of power?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    That shirt is so 1986

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    yes you should purchase this shirt, in a size medium. then go to the post office and mail it to me.

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    My mom used to own that shirt and it was the last thing she wore before she died. No, seriously. I have a photo of it that I am not going to share.

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    Only if you get it with a not-quite-long-enough denim jacket.

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    That is lame. Try a Hippopoticorn t-shirt:



    That's right, it's a Hippopotamus/Unicorn hybird.

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    If it's not neon or rainbow colored then I'm not interested. Next.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    That is lame. Try a Hippopoticorn t-shirt:
    Don't joke, dozens of people are killed each year in Philadelphia, the hippopoticorn's natural habitat.

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    I too purchased the three wolves t-shirt to bask in it's awesomeness, however I am unable to wear this shirt to my job because of some dress codes or some junk. Any way I decided to put the shirt into the blender and make a smoothie out of it. I didn't have any Tuscan milk to mix with it at the time so I just mixed in some "Blackberry Ridge favor" Boones Farm I had in the fridge. I assume that the power of the shirt was absorbed though the skin somehow and if I were to eat it the power would be inside me. The drink wasn't quite as smooth as I expected but after gulping it down I noticed an immediate difference. Hairs grew out all over my body, even in places you'd think hair couldn't grow. Women are not magnetically attracted to me, however the neighbor dogs are. They follow me around as if I can help them case cats or something, as now I sometimes feel the urge to do. I can't fly like some of the other reviewers but I do gnaw at my crotch from time to time. Maybe if there were only one or two wolves on this shirt and my body could handle it but I think the three wolves and the full moon just took things over the edge.
    All I can say is that there should be some type of warning on the label that tells you not to eat this shirt or something. I'm hoping when all of it finally comes out the other end my symptoms will go away and I get back to normal. For now I just keep a electric shaver handy and avoid going outside in the full moon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post

    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    :jawdrop:
    hehe - I didn't go read any of the comments .... too funny!

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    I just bought that shirt, along with these pants. [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t"]http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp/B000WVXM0W/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t[/ame]

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    I saw the thread title and thought, "it better be three wolves." Your hesitation in making the purchase would have cost you your life if those had been three real wolves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    That is lame. Try a Hippopoticorn t-shirt:



    That's right, it's a Hippopotamus/Unicorn hybird.
    Frickin' Awesome!
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I just bought that shirt, along with these pants. http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/dp...m_cr_pr_sims_t
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    Remember when Amazon was a bookstore?

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    A what store?

    And I need me some uranium.
    Last edited by Allen; 07-22-09 at 11:07 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    A what store?
    Good point. They started out as a bookstore, and now they're pushing like crazy a unit that hopes to be the death of books.


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    My fave comment from the few I read on amazon: Me and all my kids and all there daddies luv this shirt! Only thing make it better to match my tatoos and better for sundays is ifn they put the face of our lord in the moon.
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