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Old 07-22-09, 12:41 PM   #1
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You Know You're ______ When ______

you know you're in need of a vacation when all you do is daydream about vacationing instead of working.
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you know you drank too much at the wrong party when you wake up and your arse hurts.
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Old 07-22-09, 12:57 PM   #3
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you know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when the asphalt ends and you hear banjos........
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Old 07-22-09, 01:00 PM   #4
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you know you're in Greenville, SC when you can't find a Sundrop....
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You know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when you meet people who keep snakes in their basements as pets.
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You know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when you meet people who keep snakes in their basements as pets.
wrong. was not Clayton.
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wrong. was not Clayton.
understood, but it was North Carolina.
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technicality.

you know he likes you when he kicks the dogs out of the bedroom.
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Old 07-22-09, 01:50 PM   #9
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Old 07-22-09, 02:49 PM   #10
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you know you're screwed when you're riding a bike and you see a Suburban growing rapidly.
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You know you are in trouble when a cop asks where you're clothes are.
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Old 07-22-09, 03:01 PM   #12
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So you've been there too?


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Old 07-22-09, 03:36 PM   #13
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You know you're too fat for this sport when you get dropped by your mom.
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Old 07-23-09, 07:32 AM   #15
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You know you are going to die laughing when you read "You know you're too fat for this sport when you get dropped by your mom".
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My mom beat me, and my brother, in a 5K run. She's 50.
The fastest rider in our club is in his low 50s. Age is virtually irrelevant in many cases. This is one of the reasons I love riding. I will be able to do it for quite sometime.
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Old 07-23-09, 10:02 AM   #17
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you know you're ordering too much stuff online when the postman knows your name.
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Old 07-23-09, 10:08 AM   #18
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It's written on the package.
they usually don't read it over here.
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Old 07-23-09, 10:55 AM   #20
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You know you've won when you pull your pass out and mr. Security Guard's eyes get big and he backs off
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you know you're gonna suffer the next day when you've had only a couple hrs of sleep.
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You know armageddon is nigh when botto posts a lolcat.
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Old 07-24-09, 02:58 AM   #24
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