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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    you know you're in need of a vacation when all you do is daydream about vacationing instead of working.
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    you know you drank too much at the wrong party when you wake up and your arse hurts.

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    you know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when the asphalt ends and you hear banjos........

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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    you know you're in Greenville, SC when you can't find a Sundrop....
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    You know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when you meet people who keep snakes in their basements as pets.

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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    You know you're in Clayton, North Carolina when you meet people who keep snakes in their basements as pets.
    wrong. was not Clayton.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    wrong. was not Clayton.
    understood, but it was North Carolina.

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    technicality.

    you know he likes you when he kicks the dogs out of the bedroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
    you know you drank too much at the wrong party when you wake up and your arse hurts.

    TMI

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    you know you're screwed when you're riding a bike and you see a Suburban growing rapidly.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    You know you are in trouble when a cop asks where you're clothes are.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    You know you are in trouble when a cop asks where you're clothes are.
    So you've been there too?


    You know its gonna be a bad day when the bag of coffee is empty.
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    You know your in trouble when it hurts to pee.
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    You know you're too fat for this sport when you get dropped by your mom.

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    You know you are going to die laughing when you read "You know you're too fat for this sport when you get dropped by your mom".

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    You know you're good friends with someone when you discuss the happenings of your most recent trip to the bathroom.



    My mom beat me, and my brother, in a 5K run. She's 50.
    The fastest rider in our club is in his low 50s. Age is virtually irrelevant in many cases. This is one of the reasons I love riding. I will be able to do it for quite sometime.

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    you know you're ordering too much stuff online when the postman knows your name.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you know you're ordering too much stuff online when the postman knows your name.
    *pssst*
    It's written on the package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    *pssst*
    It's written on the package.
    they usually don't read it over here.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    You know you've won when you pull your pass out and mr. Security Guard's eyes get big and he backs off
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    you know you're gonna suffer the next day when you've had only a couple hrs of sleep.
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    You know your in a bad situation when you hear a hissing sound.
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    You know armageddon is nigh when botto posts a lolcat.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    You know you are in need of better friends when they ditch you for a lame reason.

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    You know you have nothing better to do when you post in this thread at 4:13am.
    "Scientists investigate that which already is; Engineers create that which has never been" -Albert Einstein

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