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Old 07-24-09, 11:49 AM   #1
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How Many Of You Were Never Taught How To Have Sex?

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Old 07-24-09, 11:53 AM   #4
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Define "taught".
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I was taught in a tent at the age of 14 ... she was 16. I was poking around like an anteater looking for lunch. Most awkward.
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Dude!



There's classes for that? Can I enroll at my age?
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Seems like it COULD be lockable.

I never got any talks.
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I could never afford the course.
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with my Dad's help!!

Seriously, how could you "learn" how to do the duty? I figured that you learned by getting your girl to say yes and just doing it to the best of your knowledge...

My first time was funny as hell.
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Define "taught".



"Sally did it so much she was no longer taught".


There. I used it in a sentence. Hope that's within the rules (unlike a crass definition).
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I wasn't, and did't actually know the mechanics of it till the 4th grade (health class), and was 100% sure on it till maybe the 6th grade (lousy student).

Then the internet came...
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I wasn't, and did't actually know the mechanics of it till the 4th grade (health class), and was 100% sure on it till maybe the 6th grade (lousy student).

Then the internet came...

...15 years later (for me).
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...15 years later (for me).
That is a bit old for the 6th grade, but I congratulate you for staying the course and finishing elementary school.
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Hillary_2016 taught a couple of sheep back in High School. You see, we had Future Farmers of America at our small school and the school raised sheep and cows. Hillary was a dare devil and was into some pretty strange stuff back in the day. Man, whenever Hillary got around those sheep the looks on thier faces was chilling.

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Each time you do it, you learn a little bit more.
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That is a bit old for the 6th grade, but I congratulate you for staying the course and finishing elementary school.


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Each time you do it, you learn a little bit more.
Well, the actual act of having sex is pretty dead simple.

It's everything around that act that takes a long, long, long time to learn and appreciate.
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It's everything around that act that takes a long, long, long time to learn and appreciate.


Like helping to pay her bills, wash her clothes, and clean her dishes. Sexy.
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Well, the actual act of having sex is pretty dead simple.

It's everything around that act that takes a long, long, long time to learn and appreciate.
It can be simple, but there are ways to make the act itself more fun and interesting.

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Like helping to pay her bills, wash her clothes, and clean her dishes. Sexy.
You forgot fixing her car.
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You forgot fixing her car.


Even more sexier...I'm teaching her how to drive.
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Like helping to pay her bills, wash her clothes, and clean her dishes. Sexy.
Who said sex comes with those responsibilities??

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Who said sex comes with those responsibilities??



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It's everything around that act that takes a long, long, long time to learn and appreciate.
Like all the horrified, sobbing kindergarten students wondering what teacher is doing with that ugly naked man?
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Who said sex comes with those responsibilities??

Yeah, the only responsibility that should come with sex, is her getting off first.
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