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    Mystery Egg

    I walked down to the pond to listen to the frogs and in the middle of the field I almost stepped on this.

    I don't have a chicken.
    No cracks in it but there is yolk on the shell.
    *rubs chin*
    It fell through a worm hole and was teleported there. Has to be it. That's how it got there.
    Yeah. That's it.
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    I think it is one of chipcoms evil spawn. I mean that guy cross dresses and sleeps around. I would fry eat and eat it, just to be safe.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Sunny side up anyone?
    If it was in the middle of a field perhaps a kildeer or a pheasant egg?
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    Incubate it.

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    Is it a hard shell, or somewhat soft?

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    You should put it back where you found it.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Ducks!
    unless its got a leathery shell....then look for mama gator in that pond.

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    snappers and green turtle eggs are more round and somewhat leathery and soft

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    Duck eggs are way larger than that, and most (if not all) turtles and tortoises bury their eggs, as do alligators and Crocs.
    Oh, and chances are, thats not yolk on the shell.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by modovincere View Post
    ducks!
    Unless its got a leathery shell....then look for mama gator in that pond.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Playtpus
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have the same rug.

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    sit on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Playtpus
    Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) is a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. The eggs are about the size of a mans pinky nail, or about 11mm, so even if you do live in eastern Australia it's still to large to be the egg of a Playtpus.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I'll lay you odds you have a "Free Range" chicken hanging about. Likely an escapee gone wild.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) is a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. The eggs are about the size of a mans pinky nail, or about 11mm, so even if you do live in eastern Australia it's still to large to be the egg of a Playtpus.
    Fine then, I change my vote to spiny anteater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Is there a number on it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Is there a number on it?
    So you think it is a dog egg?

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    I could go with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    So you think it is a dog egg?
    I could go with that.
    Why, is that so far "fetched"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    So you think it is a dog egg?
    I could go with that.
    Stranger things have come from my dogs.
    Quote Originally Posted by unterhausen
    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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