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Old 08-03-09, 01:06 PM   #1
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Some parent are just too dumb

Seriously, how clueless can you be...

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Old 08-03-09, 01:07 PM   #2
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That cannot be real.

There's a guy who places orders to the company I work for (we sell surgical stuff) his name, I am not BSing you is: Tiny Johnson. TINY JOHNSON. THAT IS HIS ACTUAL NAME!
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Old 08-03-09, 01:07 PM   #3
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Seriously, how clueless can you be...

At least he wasn't named Harry.
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Old 08-03-09, 01:09 PM   #4
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My friend's name is Pansy Chin. In class for roll call they say the last name, then the first name.
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Old 08-03-09, 01:09 PM   #5
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I heard when it gets cold, he withdraws.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 08-03-09, 01:13 PM   #6
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Didn't you guys read what I typed????


TINY JOHNSON. SPELLED EXACTLY LIKE THAT! Apparently when he calls in he goes by "John" which is even more hilarious. The poor bastard!
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I win this thread.

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Old 08-03-09, 01:17 PM   #8
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Nah, Tiny Johnson is worse...can you imagine going through school with a name like that?!?!

Sounds like a bad porn "actor" name.
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I would rather have tiny than constantly dripping, just so you know.
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My friend's name is Pansy Chin. In class for roll call they say the last name, then the first name.
you're not serious...
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I would rather have tiny than constantly dripping, just so you know.
Seriously?
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Old 08-03-09, 01:26 PM   #12
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you're not serious...
Yes I am. And you would think that in Chinese the surname is always used first anyway.......
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Could be pronounced "Koontz"
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I'd rather be called Pansy Chin than Hardeep, or (omg) Sukhdeep..common Sikh names for women.
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Could be pronounced "Koontz"
It could be pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove," but it's spelled "Kuntz."
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I'd rather be called Pansy Chin than Hardeep, or (omg) Sukhdeep..common Sikh names for women.
Or a client I had, Phuc Ngu.
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Old 08-03-09, 01:33 PM   #17
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Or a client I had, Phuc Ngu.
Bet that's an entertaining one when a telemarketer calls.
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Old 08-03-09, 01:33 PM   #18
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LOL nice.
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Bet that's an entertaining one when a telemarketer calls.
I had to call his house one day due to an emergency issue (there was a break in of his business) And in my urgency to get him on the phone, I didn't ask for him I just shouted his name, not taking the time to pronounce it right. Well imagine my surprise when his son yelled at me EFF YOU TOO! and hung up on me.
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ROFLMAO.

I crack up laughing everytime I process one of Tiny Johnson's orders. Some of the people in the office weren't aware of the guy so I was going around showing them one of his orders. One of my favourite coworkers who does downhill/crazy mtb bust out laughing when I showed it to him.
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Old 08-03-09, 01:42 PM   #21
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I keep getting mail addressed to "Dixon Hole Construction LTD".
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hahaha.

I worked with a guy named Justin Case once, I would giggle every time I processed his paperwork, too.
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My friends grandpa is named Hairy Weiner. No joke.
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