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    Some parent are just too dumb

    Seriously, how clueless can you be...


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    That cannot be real.

    There's a guy who places orders to the company I work for (we sell surgical stuff) his name, I am not BSing you is: Tiny Johnson. TINY JOHNSON. THAT IS HIS ACTUAL NAME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medic65 View Post
    Seriously, how clueless can you be...

    At least he wasn't named Harry.

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    My friend's name is Pansy Chin. In class for roll call they say the last name, then the first name.
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    I heard when it gets cold, he withdraws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Didn't you guys read what I typed????


    TINY JOHNSON. SPELLED EXACTLY LIKE THAT! Apparently when he calls in he goes by "John" which is even more hilarious. The poor bastard!

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    I win this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Nah, Tiny Johnson is worse...can you imagine going through school with a name like that?!?!

    Sounds like a bad porn "actor" name.

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    I would rather have tiny than constantly dripping, just so you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    My friend's name is Pansy Chin. In class for roll call they say the last name, then the first name.
    you're not serious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I would rather have tiny than constantly dripping, just so you know.
    Seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
    you're not serious...
    Yes I am. And you would think that in Chinese the surname is always used first anyway.......
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    Could be pronounced "Koontz"
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    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    I'd rather be called Pansy Chin than Hardeep, or (omg) Sukhdeep..common Sikh names for women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiuBWhy View Post
    Could be pronounced "Koontz"
    It could be pronounced "throatwarbler mangrove," but it's spelled "Kuntz."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    I'd rather be called Pansy Chin than Hardeep, or (omg) Sukhdeep..common Sikh names for women.
    Or a client I had, Phuc Ngu.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Or a client I had, Phuc Ngu.
    Bet that's an entertaining one when a telemarketer calls.

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    LOL nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Bet that's an entertaining one when a telemarketer calls.
    I had to call his house one day due to an emergency issue (there was a break in of his business) And in my urgency to get him on the phone, I didn't ask for him I just shouted his name, not taking the time to pronounce it right. Well imagine my surprise when his son yelled at me EFF YOU TOO! and hung up on me.
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    ROFLMAO.

    I crack up laughing everytime I process one of Tiny Johnson's orders. Some of the people in the office weren't aware of the guy so I was going around showing them one of his orders. One of my favourite coworkers who does downhill/crazy mtb bust out laughing when I showed it to him.

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    I keep getting mail addressed to "Dixon Hole Construction LTD".
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    hahaha.

    I worked with a guy named Justin Case once, I would giggle every time I processed his paperwork, too.

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    HHCMF - Take pride in your ability to amaze lesser mortals! - MikeR



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    Mike Hawk FTW

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    My friends grandpa is named Hairy Weiner. No joke.

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