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Old 08-03-09, 09:37 PM   #1
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Oh Foooo, Gouge me eyes!! Crack Alert!

Just got home and mah kitties are parading around me and then I hear one of the people living over me (he's rather heavy - and not really so sociable - as I met him and his roommate last weekend - freak - everyone around here is 22 years old - I feel like an old school marm - but, hehe, hardly!!

So I meet them and shake hands and the one stand offish guy is the one over my bedroom. Walks like a rock he does. eh, whatever if that's all it is.

OK, enter tonite.

I just walk in - open my front windows - the side window BUTTS up to his handrailing - I mean - we're that close - it's townhouses - and I hear this person (shall I be polite here?, no) JUMPING DOWN THE EFFIN stairway - comes to a stop at the end and closes his door.

I, look over.

<GOUGS EYES> He's bent over, crack well displayed for me to view - WITH CRACK RESTING ON MY NEW SCREEN!!! - wtf - and he's shaking a can of stuff that sounds like paint!!!

So ME - I mean MEEEE! TUDE - pissed off and thinking wtf walk into my kitchen listening to paint being shaken and then sprayed in the can - - I last for 10 seconds in my kitchen and don'tcha know the SNOT is back up stairs and my room smells like paint.

OK, I met the two little shmoos last weekend -his roommate (they're both 22 - but so what) was cool - he actually plays some pretty dam coo music - the other schmuck who averted eyes and eventually gave the handshake is my problem boy.

I will win btw. Will be talking to the boy who exposed his crack to me tomorrow.

Wrong on two counts.

he has a bad crack too.



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Hmmm - wonder if it would be interesting should I post a sign visible to them only on how I didn't appreciate the bad crack and please do not affixiate me anymore, unless I approve of the aerosols.?
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Old 08-04-09, 12:19 AM   #2
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OH that's hella gross.
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Old 08-04-09, 02:56 AM   #3
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I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.

Well done.
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Old 08-04-09, 03:29 AM   #4
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was it a hairy jelly butt?
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Old 08-04-09, 07:02 AM   #5
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I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.

Well done.
Should there be a next time, I shall whip out ye old camera phone and grab a crack pic for ya.

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Old 08-04-09, 07:05 AM   #6
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get a bb gun....next time he exposes his crack, put one in it.
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Old 08-04-09, 07:14 AM   #7
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^^

I'll remember that , especially from your sig line
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get a bb gun....next time he exposes his crack, put one in it.
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2. You should take Comp II.
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I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.
Me, too.

I thought it meant Tude was on crack (when she wrote it), but I think it's about some guy's crack or something?
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Old 08-04-09, 08:10 AM   #11
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Let it go - you don't want to start a war in your home. Unless he is a model maker or something like that and repeatedly sprays stuff on the balcony, think of it as a one time event. Forget about it.
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It's about butt crack. I sent one of my agents over to her house to check up on her. Unfortunately this guy is new and likes to sniff glue alot. Sorry Tude, I'll send a more seasoned agent next time.

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he has a bad crack too.
You sure? You tried it out?
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Attractive female's crack = good
Any male crack = bad
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Next time you see him there, open that window and put a bug spray fogger in the sill.
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tude, sorry if this gives you flashbacks

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You could always see if he's willing to power your stove for free in compensation for the injustice.

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Plumbing? I thought this was going to be about pumbing, but spray painting?
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Clearly, you have to fight fire with fire. The next time you see them, 'accidentally' let one of the boobs fall out of the jersey.
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Man. I thought I had problems.
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