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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    Oh Foooo, Gouge me eyes!! Crack Alert!

    Just got home and mah kitties are parading around me and then I hear one of the people living over me (he's rather heavy - and not really so sociable - as I met him and his roommate last weekend - freak - everyone around here is 22 years old - I feel like an old school marm - but, hehe, hardly!!

    So I meet them and shake hands and the one stand offish guy is the one over my bedroom. Walks like a rock he does. eh, whatever if that's all it is.

    OK, enter tonite.

    I just walk in - open my front windows - the side window BUTTS up to his handrailing - I mean - we're that close - it's townhouses - and I hear this person (shall I be polite here?, no) JUMPING DOWN THE EFFIN stairway - comes to a stop at the end and closes his door.

    I, look over.

    <GOUGS EYES> He's bent over, crack well displayed for me to view - WITH CRACK RESTING ON MY NEW SCREEN!!! - wtf - and he's shaking a can of stuff that sounds like paint!!!

    So ME - I mean MEEEE! TUDE - pissed off and thinking wtf walk into my kitchen listening to paint being shaken and then sprayed in the can - - I last for 10 seconds in my kitchen and don'tcha know the SNOT is back up stairs and my room smells like paint.

    OK, I met the two little shmoos last weekend -his roommate (they're both 22 - but so what) was cool - he actually plays some pretty dam coo music - the other schmuck who averted eyes and eventually gave the handshake is my problem boy.

    I will win btw. Will be talking to the boy who exposed his crack to me tomorrow.

    Wrong on two counts.

    he has a bad crack too.



    <edit>

    Hmmm - wonder if it would be interesting should I post a sign visible to them only on how I didn't appreciate the bad crack and please do not affixiate me anymore, unless I approve of the aerosols.?
    Last edited by Tude; 08-03-09 at 09:41 PM.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    OH that's hella gross.
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    I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.

    Well done.

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    was it a hairy jelly butt?
    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.

    Well done.
    Should there be a next time, I shall whip out ye old camera phone and grab a crack pic for ya.


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    get a bb gun....next time he exposes his crack, put one in it.
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    ^^

    I'll remember that , especially from your sig line

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    get a bb gun....next time he exposes his crack, put one in it.
    Better yet, a blowgun.
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    1. You should take Comp I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patentcad View Post
    I read that all twice, and I have no idea what the F happened there.
    Me, too.

    I thought it meant Tude was on crack (when she wrote it), but I think it's about some guy's crack or something?

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    Let it go - you don't want to start a war in your home. Unless he is a model maker or something like that and repeatedly sprays stuff on the balcony, think of it as a one time event. Forget about it.

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    It's about butt crack. I sent one of my agents over to her house to check up on her. Unfortunately this guy is new and likes to sniff glue alot. Sorry Tude, I'll send a more seasoned agent next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    he has a bad crack too.
    You sure? You tried it out?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Attractive female's crack = good
    Any male crack = bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    ^^

    I'll remember that , especially from your sig line
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    Next time you see him there, open that window and put a bug spray fogger in the sill.
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    tude, sorry if this gives you flashbacks

    See? You are a mack daddy Coasting.....quote hannahmontana
    Coasting, you are a mack daddy and a genius....quote Serendipper

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    You could always see if he's willing to power your stove for free in compensation for the injustice.

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    Plumbing? I thought this was going to be about pumbing, but spray painting?
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    Clearly, you have to fight fire with fire. The next time you see them, 'accidentally' let one of the boobs fall out of the jersey.
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