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    The world's longest job interview...

    ...is spending a couple of weeks with your girlfriend's parents.
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    Hopefully with your girlfriend as well? Otherwise, awkward potential is sky high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    Hopefully with your girlfriend as well? Otherwise, awkward potential is sky high.


    WITH the girl.


    Awkward part is staying in rooms opposite each other, and sharing a bathroom.

    I also play racquetball, where blue balls are common. This is a random fact, not to be read into too deeply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    WITH the girl.


    Awkward part is staying in rooms opposite each other, and sharing a bathroom.

    I also play racquetball, where blue balls are common. This is a random fact, not to be read into too deeply.
    I'm sure you two can ditch her parents for an evening walk along a secluded cove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    I also play racquetball, where blue balls are common. This is a random fact, not to be read into too deeply.
    Hehheeeee....he said deeply.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    WITH the girl.


    Awkward part is staying in rooms opposite each other, and sharing a bathroom.

    I also play racquetball, where blue balls are common. This is a random fact, not to be read into too deeply.
    Opposite rooms from the girl? Or from the parents? I've heard it can be fun to play racquetball in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    Opposite rooms from the girl? Or from the parents? I've heard it can be fun to play racquetball in the shower.


    Opposite the girl, parents down the hall.


    No shenanigans, she's a good Catholic girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    No shenanigans, she's a good Catholic girl.
    Not even gonna touch that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Opposite the girl, parents down the hall.


    No shenanigans, she's a good Catholic girl.
    Then what's the point? Is the family rich or something?

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    Haha, my wife and I had traveled a lot with her ultra-conservative family one summer. Separate everything. We found more opportunities to get it on more during those trips than we did when we were home without her family around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Haha, my wife and I had traveled a lot with her ultra-conservative family one summer. Separate everything. We found more opportunities to get it on more during those trips than we did when we were home without her family around.
    LOL....had a similar experience with girlfriend about 8 or so years ago. Was staying at her sister/brother-n-law's house. Not that they were conservative, but the house was small and we didn't want to be heard. The things we did to get it going without making noise...or masking the noise for that week....it was almost a game. Because of the "adventure" we probably did it twice as much as normal too.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Opposite the girl, parents down the hall.


    No shenanigans, she's a good Catholic girl.
    I've known a couple preacher's daughters... the apple DOES fall far from the tree. I think


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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    ...or masking the noise for that week....it was almost a game. Because of the "adventure" we probably did it twice as much as normal too.
    Yep, yep, same exact thing when we stayed with some friends of my wife's, except it was a loft so, never mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff^d View Post
    Not even gonna touch that one.


    Me either.





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    I was gonna say when I interviewed at Nike a few years ago. 8 hours of interviews with various folk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets View Post
    I was gonna say when I interviewed at Nike a few years ago. 8 hours of interviews with various folk.

    Imagine that for two weeks, but you don't get to snog any of them, and you're close.



    Her mom introduced me as the fiance today. I had a heart attack. I don't even have a ring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Her mom introduced me as the fiance today. I had a heart attack. I don't even have a ring.
    Does this mean you're going to shop for a ring?
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    You better tell her to give you a ring posthaste! Remind her that there are plenty of fish in the sea. Throw in the 'Cod Wars' between Iceland and the UK. At the very least, this will confuse them for a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Does this mean you're going to shop for a ring?

    It's a surprise.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Opposite the girl, parents down the hall.


    No shenanigans, she's a good Catholic girl.

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    LOL. My parents always gave me and the guy a room together. Since we were already sleeping together at home, why should they make up 2 beds?

    My sister-in-law (not in-law at the time) got knocked up under my parents' roof. (LOL). It really pissed me off, since my first boyfriend wasn't allowed in the house at all for a while.
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