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    Jerry Springer

    I don't understand why this um, show is still on the air but zomg some ginormously fat guy just took off his shirt and started jumping around. My eyes! my eyes!

    The topic today:

    "You took my virginity"

    I wonder who took his.

    I can't help watching this train wreck of a tv show.

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    I'll take yours if you're offering. Isn't that what this thread is about?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Do you have a time machine? LOL


    And no, the topic is this ghastly tv "show"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    Do you have a time machine? LOL
    Why yes...yes I do. When should I show up?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    i love the jerry springer show. i thought it stopped?
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

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    Let me think, 1994 or thereabouts LMAO.

    OMG the show is actually "Gigantically fat people that just lost their virginity" hilarious!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by coasting View Post
    i love the jerry springer show. i thought it stopped?
    Apparently not.

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    whenever i watched it, i couldn't stop myself yelling "jerry! jerry! jerry!". good times.
    coasting, few quotes are worthy of him, and of those, even fewer printable in a family forum......quote 3alarmer

    No @coasting, you should stay 100% as you are right now, don't change a thing....quote Heathpack

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    I bet it's ridiculously fun to be in the live audience of that tv show.

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    Has to be. You get to jeer at ridiculous trash people.
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    So Nair will melt my fingernails off so I don't have to cut 'em? Sweet!

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    And potentially get to be in a fist fight.

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    It is also fake as W.W.F (Or W.W.E, whatever it is now).


    My heart was broken when I was first told.

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    I used to drink with someone who has been a repeat guest on Springer. Not just one appearance. Many.
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    Doesn't the bald bouncer dude have a talk show now?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Yeah I think, Banko or something. His show is too heavy and not filled with lulz.

    OMG Springer is totally fake??? Now I'm crushed. It's like learning Santa isn't real

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    I love Jerry. I've seen his movie and read his book. The movie is OK, the book not so much.

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    I miss watching Jerry Springer and all those odd, odd people. I don't have cable so I can only watch video bits on the interwebnets.

    I love it when the "other woman/whatever" comes out stage right and starts screaming at the wronged spouse. yelling clawing yelling more clawing good stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Why yes...yes I do. When should I show up?
    To late, I jumped in my time machine and got to her first, her memory of the event should kick in soon.....wait, I think I'll go back and redo the whole thing! (I wasn't that good )
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Simple solution.

    Don't watch it.

    Problem solved.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    How old were you in 1994, ilikebikes? will I be going to prison for corrupting a minor? I was just shy of 20 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    Yeah I think, Banko or something. His show is too heavy and not filled with lulz.

    OMG Springer is totally fake??? Now I'm crushed. It's like learning Santa isn't real

    WHAT!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclokitty View Post
    I miss watching Jerry Springer and all those odd, odd people. I don't have cable so I can only watch video bits on the interwebnets.

    I love it when the "other woman/whatever" comes out stage right and starts screaming at the wronged spouse. yelling clawing yelling more clawing good stuff
    i LOVE that. Yesterday it was strippers/*****s stealing men from GFs/Wives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    How old were you in 1994, ilikebikes? will I be going to prison for corrupting a minor? I was just shy of 20 years old.
    I was 30, but it doesn't matter as I am 44 now, and when one travels thru time the time travelers age stays the same, so maybe I was the one that should have gone to jail!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Heck no, 19 is way past the age of consent...oh I coulda had an older more experienced man instead of my also virginal BF at the time? Damn!

    This is turning into...a very Jerry-like thread, geez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    Heck no, 19 is way past the age of consent...oh I coulda had an older more experienced man instead of my also virginal BF at the time? Damn!

    This is turning into...a very Jerry-like thread, geez.
    I'm still open for a meet up!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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