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Old 08-04-09, 02:28 PM   #1
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Jerry Springer

I don't understand why this um, show is still on the air but zomg some ginormously fat guy just took off his shirt and started jumping around. My eyes! my eyes!

The topic today:

"You took my virginity"

I wonder who took his.

I can't help watching this train wreck of a tv show.
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Old 08-04-09, 02:29 PM   #2
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I'll take yours if you're offering. Isn't that what this thread is about?
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Old 08-04-09, 02:32 PM   #3
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Do you have a time machine? LOL


And no, the topic is this ghastly tv "show"
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Do you have a time machine? LOL
Why yes...yes I do. When should I show up?
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i love the jerry springer show. i thought it stopped?
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Let me think, 1994 or thereabouts LMAO.

OMG the show is actually "Gigantically fat people that just lost their virginity" hilarious!!!
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i love the jerry springer show. i thought it stopped?
Apparently not.
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whenever i watched it, i couldn't stop myself yelling "jerry! jerry! jerry!". good times.
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I bet it's ridiculously fun to be in the live audience of that tv show.
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Old 08-04-09, 02:56 PM   #10
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Has to be. You get to jeer at ridiculous trash people.
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And potentially get to be in a fist fight.
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It is also fake as W.W.F (Or W.W.E, whatever it is now).


My heart was broken when I was first told.
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I used to drink with someone who has been a repeat guest on Springer. Not just one appearance. Many.
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Doesn't the bald bouncer dude have a talk show now?
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Yeah I think, Banko or something. His show is too heavy and not filled with lulz.

OMG Springer is totally fake??? Now I'm crushed. It's like learning Santa isn't real
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I love Jerry. I've seen his movie and read his book. The movie is OK, the book not so much.
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I miss watching Jerry Springer and all those odd, odd people. I don't have cable so I can only watch video bits on the interwebnets.

I love it when the "other woman/whatever" comes out stage right and starts screaming at the wronged spouse. yelling clawing yelling more clawing good stuff
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Why yes...yes I do. When should I show up?
To late, I jumped in my time machine and got to her first, her memory of the event should kick in soon.....wait, I think I'll go back and redo the whole thing! (I wasn't that good )
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Simple solution.

Don't watch it.

Problem solved.
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How old were you in 1994, ilikebikes? will I be going to prison for corrupting a minor? I was just shy of 20 years old.
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Yeah I think, Banko or something. His show is too heavy and not filled with lulz.

OMG Springer is totally fake??? Now I'm crushed. It's like learning Santa isn't real

WHAT!
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I miss watching Jerry Springer and all those odd, odd people. I don't have cable so I can only watch video bits on the interwebnets.

I love it when the "other woman/whatever" comes out stage right and starts screaming at the wronged spouse. yelling clawing yelling more clawing good stuff
i LOVE that. Yesterday it was strippers/*****s stealing men from GFs/Wives.
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How old were you in 1994, ilikebikes? will I be going to prison for corrupting a minor? I was just shy of 20 years old.
I was 30, but it doesn't matter as I am 44 now, and when one travels thru time the time travelers age stays the same, so maybe I was the one that should have gone to jail!
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Heck no, 19 is way past the age of consent...oh I coulda had an older more experienced man instead of my also virginal BF at the time? Damn!

This is turning into...a very Jerry-like thread, geez.
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Heck no, 19 is way past the age of consent...oh I coulda had an older more experienced man instead of my also virginal BF at the time? Damn!

This is turning into...a very Jerry-like thread, geez.
I'm still open for a meet up!
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