As you all know, your friend Couch is a thinker and a dreamer. These last few weeks I have been searching for a sentence that defines who I am. I was looking for a statement so simple and eloquent it would simply role off the tongue with grace and ease. A statement everyone could live by and use as a grounding rod. Yes, I asked myself to fulfill a very big task indeed. However, I felt I had to find this simple answer for mankind and that so you may understand me a little more.
Earlier today I found my answer. I decided to take a smoke break, even though I do not smoke. While sitting outside and talking to my co-worker Bob, a beautiful creature walked passed us. I presume she is a college student, as there are several colleges around the Pittsburgh area. When she walked passed I had to catch my breath and relax. My heart was pounding and my hands couldn’t stop shacking. I was besides myself and could almost feel my soul leaving my body. It was a very intense situation and I will never forget it. (By the way, Bob didn’t notice my moment of Clarity. He was too busy explaining to me why he just purchased a coupon book. He’s all about saving money folks and not finding his soul)
I really thank the cute girl that walked past. I didn’t need to attend a self help training class to find my sentence. No hack science fiction writers to worship or send money too as well. The answer was always there with her. The sentence that now defines Couch_Incident is simple and contains such simple grace. The sentence is, “Me so horny!”