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Old 08-06-09, 01:15 PM   #1
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Foosteris Commonalis

Cue Hinterland Who's Who theme music (Canadians will understand this)...

There are few animals with a range of the Common Fooster (Foosteris commonalis)... their adaptive skills have allowed them to inhabit every type of environment on earth.

Their appearance differs widely by geographical areas and they are able to subsist on a wide variety of foods although they do seem to have a special fondness for cheezits and pistachio flavored items.

The northern Fooster has a heavier coat and will spend some time in a partial hibernation when the temperatures drop although some lone individuals have been known to foray in temperatures as low as -46C and will often be seen frollicking in the snow on warmer winter days.

Foosters in warmer climates tend to have lighter coats and have trouble adapting to temperatures any lower than 10C and this is evidenced by their plaintive cries and refusal to leave their warm and cozy nests.

The mating habits of Foosters are still poorly understood... although they are usually very social creatures mating still seems to be a challenge and captive breeding programs have not been successful.

As with everything there are exceptions... some Foosters have been known to migrate long distances to find a mate.

The best way to study species is in their natural environment and since the common Fooster is not hard to find and generally does not shy away from human contact like many animals, they are an easy animal to observe..

Their lack of fear likely stems from having few natural predators but as with any wild animal one should approach slowly and carefully as to not startle them.

If startled a Fooster may fling fish in a defensive act while others will cover their eyes in what can only be described as a facepalm... perhaps they think that we cannot see them if they cannot see us.

Foosters aslo seem to get along with other species they do not consider food and seem to have a particular affection for the common housecat and have been known collect many of these and share their food and nests with them.

Despite their mating issues they do not seem to be at any risk of extinction.
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hahaha...that "hinterland" has always creeped me out, what or WHERE the hell is "hinterland?"
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hahaha...that "hinterland" has always creeped me out, what or WHERE the hell is "hinterland?"
just above the nether regions.
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So this species exists just above my nether regions?! I better go see a Dr...
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So this species exists just above my nether regions?! I better go see a Dr...
yes, before the condition becomes chronic. for some, its already too late.
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The mating habits of Foosters are still poorly understood... although they are usually very social creatures mating still seems to be a challenge and captive breeding programs have not been successful.

As with everything there are exceptions... some Foosters have been known to migrate long distances to find a mate.
Some older females of the species have been known to prey on younger males.


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It should be noted that my vast research shows that all species of foosteris have extremely "productive" GI tracts and some species are known to fling the resultant by product with great accuracy.
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Some older females of the species have been known to prey on younger males.

This has been observed in our studies and we have nicknamed one of these older females Cbad due to the geographical location she was found... she is an attractive specimen that appears to be in very good health and we believe that most of the males her age are simply unable to catch her.

We say most as there have been unconfirmed reports that she has been seen with an older male and she has taken on the characteristic glow that females exhibit when they finally do find a mate.

When male foosters find a mate they can exhibit marked intellectual loss and a reduction in their functional abilities... this process is not yet understood.
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Sometimes the younger males prey on us, too.
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what's age got to do with it?
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They also appear to be unbelievably creative.
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They also appear to be unbelievably creative.
They appear to be willing to do almost anything for cheezits or sex.
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They appear to be willing to do almost anything for cheezits or sex.
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They appear to be willing to do almost anything for chocolate or sex.
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Some older females of the species have been known to prey on younger males.


Perhaps the condition is chronic, but in your case, I think you're acute.

I've heard some of them actually ride bicycles also.

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It should be noted that my vast research shows that all species of foosteris have extremely "productive" GI tracts and some species are known to fling the resultant by product with great accuracy.
great accuracy is highly subjective...
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If someone could fling cheezits with great accuracy into my mouth while having sex with me, that would be awesome.
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If someone could fling cheezits with great accuracy into my mouth while having sex with me, that would be awesome.
I hear Pgoat has great accuracy and hits the spot everytime.............. Or was that ehidle?
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