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    When I Was Little...

    I used to think the ladders on the backs of RVs led up to a swimming pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    I used to think the ladders on the backs of RVs led up to a swimming pool.
    I thought mosquito Larvae were tadpoles! I also wondered where all the adult frogs where? Ahhhh youth!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    You mean they don't? I'm sorry, I ride the small bus!

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    I thought "going steady" was "going study" and it was some kind of hybrid activity where the girl was your girlfriend, but you only "studied" together for tests and such.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    yah,study anatomy!

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    i thought that tomatoes would grow out of my belly if i ate the seeds. always made my Grandma take the seeds out before i would eat slices of tomatoes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    i thought that tomatoes would grow out of my belly if i ate the seeds. always made my Grandma take the seeds out before i would eat slices of tomatoes...
    DAD told me that when I swallowed my gum - it would just stay there and get bigger and bigger - AND if I chewed my fingernails - they would eventually stick out of my stomach thru the skin.


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    you too?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!
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    I thought UPS trucks were like SWAT vans for the Universal Police Service.
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    I thought Harrison Ford was the president of the United States when I first saw the movie Air Force One.

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    ...I knew the lyrics to ALL the theme songs of the ALL stuff I watched on TV and drove my parents absolutely nucking futz singing along. In Japanese. Come to think of it I stil know the lyrics to some of them. *randomly sings Sailormoon R theme*

    ...I thought that I could clean up "fake snow" (a.k.a. Cornstarch) that I sprinkled all over hardwood floors by pouring water all over it. Yeah...my parents were pretty pissed about that
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    I thought you could clean up milk with the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner disagreed.

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    Mom told me that Raw Head Bloody Bones lived in the culvert that went under the road next to our house...still creeps me out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    I used to think the ladders on the backs of RVs led up to a swimming pool.
    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I thought "going steady" was "going study" and it was some kind of hybrid activity where the girl was your girlfriend, but you only "studied" together for tests and such.
    Wow, I used to think these same things, too!

    When I was little, I used to think "each other" was one word, like "echuther" and I could never get it correct on a spelling test. I have relatives in Orr, MN, so I always used "orr" instead of "or" in my writing and the teacher could never understand how I could spell "Massachusetts" on my spelling tests but I could never get "or" correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisPistofferson View Post
    I used to think the ladders on the backs of RVs led up to a swimming pool.
    Your logic is impeccable.

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    I wondered why miners weren't allowed to go into the pub... I figured they worked hard and could use a cold drink after a day in the mine.

    And why they forbade miners in a town where there was no mining.

    Was it because they were really dirty ?

    When I was growing up the pubs still had separate entrances for men, ladies, and married couples and closed over dinner time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    i thought that tomatoes would grow out of my belly if i ate the seeds. always made my Grandma take the seeds out before i would eat slices of tomatoes...
    Wash those ears or potatoes will grow out of 'em, G-pa used to say.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Wash those ears or potatoes will grow out of 'em, G-pa used to say.
    My grandpa never lost his Russian accent. I understood very little of what he said.

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    I thought 'Independence Day" was 'appendix day' and I was to go to the hospital
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    I thought that old guys that winked at me were just being nice. Now I realize that probably 50% of them were pedophiles.
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    When my mom first rented "The Neverending Story" I was silently but significantly concerned about how long it was
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    Quote Originally Posted by clancy98 View Post
    When my mom first rented "The Neverending Story" I was silently but significantly concerned about how long it was
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clancy98 View Post
    When my mom first rented "The Neverending Story" I was silently but significantly concerned about how long it was
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    I thought if you tore the corner off a dollar bill 100 pennies would fall out.

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