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    K2ProFlex baby! ilikebikes's Avatar
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    Ladies, please help!

    Ok, my wife decided she was going to sleep all day today, cool, no problem with me, I ask if she feels sick and she says no, I ask if she needs anything shes say no, I just want tom sleep some more, I'm like, cool, we kiss and I get up and vacuum, sweep, mop, scoop 4 trays of kitty litter, feed the dogs, feed the cats, make breakfast, do what was left of yesterdays laundry (which I did) let the dogs in the yard, clean it up when they're done, then I relax for a bit and figure she can make dinner when she gets up, right? no, the first thing she does when she wakes up (at like 4:30-5!) is yell, "did you make dinner?" to which I reply,"No?" so she yells,"Wht didn't you make dinner!" I reply,"Cause I did everything else and figured you can start on dinner when you come down?" she replies,"You know what!....whatever! never mind!" So I get a bit upset and say,"OH, OK, I'm sorry, I do everything but cook dinner while you sleep all day but you have the right to be pissed at me! cool! do us all a favor, go back to bed!" but thats not it! Ohhh no! here's the thing, now she's upstairs in bed....pissed at me! I'll wait for your replies but I'm going to go ahaed and say,**** if I'll apologize! she can kiss my ****ing ass!
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    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    No, no, no! danger ahead. Not sure what is bothering her today but advise you watch very carefully what you say tonight.

    You will not win by being anything other than very patient.

    Go buy dinner, take it to her in bed, then get the heck out of there for a couple of hours.

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    Women. That is all.
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    If you are ever right, apologize immediately!

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    Depression!

    Doctor alert, MUST GO!


    <concerned look>

    Like nooowww

    seriously - no one stays in bed all day - for days and cannot be depressed ( yes obvious flu like symtoms will do it - but here ... Unless other physical or other signs are obvious.

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    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    heee heee...you better get that woman something for dinner if you know what's good for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Depression!

    Doctor alert, MUST GO!


    <concerned look>

    Like nooowww

    seriously - no one stays in bed all day - for days and cannot be depressed Unless other physical or other signs are obvious.

    Signed,

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    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Hmm, wasn't it you who said you had nothing in common with your wife when you two met? I can see that to be true based on your post. If you had things in common, perhaps things would have been 50/50 despite her sleeping for so long.
    In all seriousness, she could be sick. When people (not just women) get sick, they don't want to do anything. I am an example of my own words. Depression could also be a factor. See what goes on with her and then decide what to do. By the way, if you did all of the household chores, why would you be sorry for not making dinner? You two sound like kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post

    Go buy dinner, take it to her in bed,
    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    you better get that woman something for dinner if you know what's good for you!
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    ^ yes.
    Make it good and make it fast.......
    Last edited by Airwick; 08-19-09 at 10:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artifice View Post
    ^ yes.
    Thanks Arti - this is totally a must.

    ILB - be nice and suggest doctor intervention. K? Perhaps involve family members. I feel for ya!

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    Better get her some pizza or sammiches, pronto. Nothing that requires utensils, just in case she's going mental.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Depression!

    Doctor alert, MUST GO!
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    ^ yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    be nice and suggest doctor intervention. K? Perhaps involve family members.
    Tude, say it is depression and a Dr is impossible for tonight........ What should he do right now? (until morning)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    Tude, say it is depression and a Dr is impossible for tonight........ What should he do right now? (until morning)
    Just lots and lots of patience and support.
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Bring her some take out and then go out with some friends.
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    I cooked dinner for everyone as my daughter had to work tonight, Buffalo wings, corn and green beans in a butter garlic sauce!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Just lots and lots of patience and support.
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    Bring her some take out and then go out with some friends.
    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    No, no, no! danger ahead. Not sure what is bothering her today but advise you watch very carefully what you say tonight.

    You will not win by being anything other than very patient.

    Go buy dinner, take it to her in bed, then get the heck out of there for a couple of hours.
    Please notice ladies I pretty much got this one right,.... maybe other than exiting the house to save peace if she's depressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    I cooked dinner for everyone as my daughter had to work tonight, Buffalo wings, corn and green beans in a butter garlic sauce!
    How did she react?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    Tude, say it is depression and a Dr is impossible for tonight........ What should he do right now? (until morning)
    Do not know ... never have been faced with it - roommate was and he called hospital where a most unhappy woman was taken away and put on meds - meds that she had been off of that she should have been on.

    I am not a doctor but this has all the signs, and you know it as well my friend, depression - and it comes in all forms.

    Personally if she is resting quietly then fine, but morning - I think the family should be alerted and then go from there. Or if you weren't certain as to a person having a "good" evening, then by all means - need to alert medical facilities.

    Am I wrong??

    and you of all people to ask me. hmmmm

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    There are many medical reasons why she wants to lie in bed all day. Bad migraine (my mum used to get these--totally horrible. We had to be quieter than mice and not drop any pins). Chronic fatigue syndrome. Pain from fibromyalgia. Depression. Some sort of bug she caught.

    Or, she could just be having a "meh" day, like I sometimes have, where I absolutely *refuse* to do anything if I don't need to because I want a mental break from everything (like...yesterday was a meh day for me. Didn't go to class because it was so meh).

    When she isn't mad at you anymore, ask her how she's feeling.
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post

    Personally if she is resting quietly then fine, but morning - I think the family should be alerted and then go from there.
    Am I wrong??
    right as rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    right as rain.
    Thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Depression!

    Doctor alert, MUST GO!


    <concerned look>

    Like nooowww

    seriously - no one stays in bed all day - for days and cannot be depressed ( yes obvious flu like symtoms will do it - but here ... Unless other physical or other signs are obvious.

    Signed,

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    PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Look on the brighter side. She could be pregnant.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    She didn't have any of the food I made, said she wanted Taco Bell!? she took my daughter to work and they had burritos beforeshe dropped her off when she got back I talked to her for a while and she told me she is fine, just having, as my bud Nek put it, a "meh" day! So Nek wins! Thanks to all for the replies but everything seems fine, which is the way I like it!
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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