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Old 08-20-09, 12:42 PM   #51
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No matter what, he always has something to complain about.

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Tell that to the puma that drops out of the tree you're riding under on the bike trail and that burps out just a few bike parts after its eaten you.
Unless it's this guy.


He's not too bright.
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My cats absolutely own me.

Harley, an orange tabby, is master of the house. 4:30 every morning he starts purring, pawing and clawing until I get up and let the dog out. Then, if the dog is out for too long he roams through the house looking for us and meowing until we let the dog back in. Then he demands a dog bone (tiny size Milk Bones) for his work. He also loves to come up to you and give head butts, knowing that this will get him a kiss on top of his head.

Willie, a gray/brown tabby, is an attention hog. But only when he wants it. If I'm on the computer he's walking back and forth across the keyboard nosing my hands. When I get out of the shower he meows and I meow back, these conversations can go on for some time. But he only does it if he starts. If I meow first he walks off. Then there's the bathroom. If I'm sitting in there he's on my lap without fail. However, this is the only time he sits on my lap. Can't get him to sit on my lap on the couch for all the catnip in the world.
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that's usually my response
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I discovered the weapon of mass destruction when it comes to cats. It is called a Super Soaker, if that doesn't work, I suggest a garden hose.

Cats work for a living around me, they hunt vermin and lizards. They do NOT come in the house. I will admit if an ocelot decides to be friendly with me, I will be owned...
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Old 08-20-09, 01:07 PM   #57
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What did you do him THIS time?!
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Old 08-20-09, 01:08 PM   #58
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I didn't do anything to him, except let him out to enjoy the world and he comes up and yells at me for some reason. I think he just really likes to whine.
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Well if he licks you, just be sure you can discern between tasting and affection.
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I didn't do anything to him, except let him out to enjoy the world and he comes up and yells at me for some reason. I think he just really likes to whine.
he's just talking to you..one of mine talks a lot..A LOT...
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Shardul has personality. He's cool.

Dexter knows not to go on the kitchen table, or out the doggy door. If you point a water bottle at him, he squints, because he knows what's coming.
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No matter what, he always has something to complain about.

What pretty markings on a kitty, and a great shot also.
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Old 08-20-09, 01:38 PM   #64
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he's just talking to you..one of mine talks a lot..A LOT...
Mine too. He can actually say some hooman words--mawmaw (me), mownum (teh bf), OUT!, no, I dunno, and meh.
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Yeah, he's a loudmouth. As soon as he comes inside he's either yelling at me to feed him, or yells at me to let me know that he's there. Over and over again.

Dexter is a cute name.
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Old 08-20-09, 01:39 PM   #66
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What pretty markings on a kitty, and a great shot also.
what no ones told you is tht grass is actually 6 inches tall.....he's not really much of a house cat.
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Old 08-20-09, 01:49 PM   #67
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Yeah, he's a loudmouth. As soon as he comes inside he's either yelling at me to feed him, or yells at me to let me know that he's there. Over and over again.

Dexter is a cute name.
He's named after a serial killer.
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Tell that to the puma that drops out of the tree you're riding under on the bike trail and that burps out just a few bike parts after its eaten you.
because there are tons of Pumas living in trees in Nashville, TN
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Well if he licks you, just be sure you can discern between tasting and affection.
It doesn't matter......IT HURTS!

My orange tabby loves to lick. My head, my arms, my legs. Especially if I'm sweaty. I can only stand so much though. It's like sanding your skin with a belt sander. In fact, he's licking my hand as I type this. Ouch!
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Pretty much the look I get when mine wants to lick my feet after I've had boots on all day.
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If a cat licks you, it only means one thing. He's finished cleaning his ass.
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unless it's this guy.


he's not too bright.
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