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Old 08-21-09, 08:43 PM   #1
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A farewell to Couch Incident

It has been brought to my attention that Couch is riding with Chipcom, AGAIN!@!!!!!!!!

We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.

you will be missed.
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Sad.
So tragic, and so early.
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Old 08-21-09, 08:45 PM   #3
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I hope he leaves behind some good images, so we can chop him posthumously.
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We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.
Do Chip's riding partners go the way of the Star Trek ensign in the red shirt, or a Bonanza Cartwright wife?
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Do Chip's riding partners go the way of the Star Trek ensign in the red shirt, or a Bonanza Cartwright wife?
Ever seen Fargo? It was based on Chip's early life. How do you think he got the name "chipcom" any way?
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LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.
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both of which Chip dines on regularly.
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Ewww. Can't figure out which one is grosser.
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Ewww. Can't figure out which one is grosser.
the twinkie is, but only if the white gunk comes shooting out.
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the twinkie is, but only if the white gunk comes shooting out.
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I can't look at chipcom or couch incident pictures anymore, thanks to that.

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LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.
locust tastes like shrimp. lobster is called 'sea locust' in some languages.
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Ya know when the world comes to an end, it will be only the Twinkies and cockroaches that survive...so I've got that going for me.
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Twinkie in you pants and cockroach DNA? I knew there was something I did not like about you.
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On the plus side: Chip...you'll finally be able to finish that necklace.
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I'm not worried about Chip Boy. He's good peps and doesn't afraid of anything. I'm bringing backup though. My bud FishermanJohn is joining along with his brother who is an Air Marshall. If Chip gets out of line, BLAMO!...I'll buy him some ice cream in Oberlin.

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both of which Chip dines on regularly.
Chip eats ice cream. Just Say'in!

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me so horny! Just Say'in!

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Chip covered in ice cream.
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You so horny for Chip? Or ice cream?

I want you to know this; I'm not ghey. However, Chippy is a hansome man...Just Say'in! With that sad, Tude has personally asked me to take pix of Chipcoms butt. I do what Tude tells me to do....I'm just that Zen!


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bathtub filled with ice cream and chip.
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Well folks, I made it. All I had to do was buy him ice cream. It was a nice ride and I had a blast. Chip is a very cool guy. I offered him a ministry position in the Church of Couchology but he told me that he needs to think it over. If Chip joins the church, nothing will stop us.

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Wait! Whut!!

Bad Chipcom! Bad - I just spoke to him before their ride and I made him promise to go easy on the dude!!!

Awwww Couchy!


<edit - looking around now for a twinkie to go smother in honor of Couchy's demise, ignoring the cream filling squirt please>
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Chip is one of the coolest people I have ever met. I want to be just like him when I grow up.

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