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    A farewell to Couch Incident

    It has been brought to my attention that Couch is riding with Chipcom, AGAIN!@!!!!!!!!

    We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.

    you will be missed.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Sad.
    So tragic, and so early.
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    I believe that in this case "solid meh" means "so 'meh' that it could never be anything more than 'meh', and yet also no less than 'meh' -- in a word, exactly 'meh'"

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    I hope he leaves behind some good images, so we can chop him posthumously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post

    We all know what happens to chip's "riding partners" after three or four rides, so I just wanted to say thanks to couch for all the really great posts, for more than a few nosefuls of beverage spewed on my monitor and for being just a generally foolicious guy.
    Do Chip's riding partners go the way of the Star Trek ensign in the red shirt, or a Bonanza Cartwright wife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Do Chip's riding partners go the way of the Star Trek ensign in the red shirt, or a Bonanza Cartwright wife?
    Ever seen Fargo? It was based on Chip's early life. How do you think he got the name "chipcom" any way?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.

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    both of which Chip dines on regularly.
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    Ewww. Can't figure out which one is grosser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luddite View Post
    Ewww. Can't figure out which one is grosser.
    the twinkie is, but only if the white gunk comes shooting out.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    the twinkie is, but only if the white gunk comes shooting out.
    Tip: Do not google twinkie with safe search off.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    Tip: Do not google twinkie with safe search off.
    I can't look at chipcom or couch incident pictures anymore, thanks to that.

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    LoL. Couch is eternal, like Twinkies and Cockroaches.
    locust tastes like shrimp. lobster is called 'sea locust' in some languages.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Ya know when the world comes to an end, it will be only the Twinkies and cockroaches that survive...so I've got that going for me.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Twinkie in you pants and cockroach DNA? I knew there was something I did not like about you.

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    On the plus side: Chip...you'll finally be able to finish that necklace.
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    I'm not worried about Chip Boy. He's good peps and doesn't afraid of anything. I'm bringing backup though. My bud FishermanJohn is joining along with his brother who is an Air Marshall. If Chip gets out of line, BLAMO!...I'll buy him some ice cream in Oberlin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    both of which Chip dines on regularly.
    Chip eats ice cream. Just Say'in!

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    me so horny! Just Say'in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by couch_incident View Post
    me so horny! Just Say'in!

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    You so horny for Chip? Or ice cream?
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    Chip covered in ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    You so horny for Chip? Or ice cream?

    I want you to know this; I'm not ghey. However, Chippy is a hansome man...Just Say'in! With that sad, Tude has personally asked me to take pix of Chipcoms butt. I do what Tude tells me to do....I'm just that Zen!


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    bathtub filled with ice cream and chip.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    bathtub filled with Heinz Baked Beans and Roger Daltrey.
    Radio London'd it 4 u
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    Well folks, I made it. All I had to do was buy him ice cream. It was a nice ride and I had a blast. Chip is a very cool guy. I offered him a ministry position in the Church of Couchology but he told me that he needs to think it over. If Chip joins the church, nothing will stop us.

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    This thread needs more Chipcom!

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    Wait! Whut!!

    Bad Chipcom! Bad - I just spoke to him before their ride and I made him promise to go easy on the dude!!!

    Awwww Couchy!


    <edit - looking around now for a twinkie to go smother in honor of Couchy's demise, ignoring the cream filling squirt please>

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    Chip is one of the coolest people I have ever met. I want to be just like him when I grow up.

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