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    A theory involving evolution...

    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    Many of them have some very nice frontal flotation devices too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Many of them have some very nice frontal flotation devices too.
    I concur.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    This is actually a hypothesis. Your next step in the scientific process is to design a study or experiment that proves/disproves your hypothesis.

    I believe MV will volunteer to help collect the "data".

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    This is actually a hypothesis. Your next step in the scientific process is to design a study or experiment that proves/disproves your hypothesis.

    I believe MV will volunteer to help collect the "data".
    indeed....probably didn't really need to be said, as it is widely understood.
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    It's all about attracting the male of the species! (Like me)
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    I think we need a photo comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I think we need a touchable comparisons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    It's a very elaborated theory, with plenty of causes. But is a reaction between road rage, heavy traffic, s****ty roads, hot weather and horny ppl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    Your beer at lunch had already kicked in before this post,.....

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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    ^^All true foo threads have implicit facepalms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stupidlybrave View Post
    ^^all true foo threads have implicit facepalms.
    lol +1
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    ^^All true foo threads have implicit facepalms.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    This thread had a predictable outcome. Bravo

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    Quote Originally Posted by kache_98 View Post
    It's a very elaborated theory, with plenty of causes. But is a reaction between road rage, heavy traffic, s****ty roads, hot weather and horny ppl.
    The traffic was TERRIBLE. I had to go back and forth between San Juan and Fejardo several times. I was not very happy about it. It's good to be home where I have my own traffic problems.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    Wouldn't they just have exceptionally large feet?
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    so then why are asian people smaller, and generally not equipped with what the Puerto Rican's have?
    bunch of typhoons and flooding there all the time.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    so then why are asian people smaller, and generally not equipped with what the Puerto Rican's have?
    bunch of typhoons and flooding there all the time.
    not to mention the Kardashians,.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.


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    Not all of them have "very large booties" thats like saying "all white women have flat iron board asses." so if you're white, don't take offense.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I lived in PR for many years... The booties come from sitting in cars for innumerable hours in traffic jams eating fried food.... on the other hand I have some exceptionally beautiful PRican gf with all types of booties.

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    I always thought it was kind of cool how TLJ went to Harvard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miguelangel View Post
    I lived in PR for many years... The booties come from sitting in cars for innumerable hours in traffic jams eating fried food.... on the other hand I have some exceptionally beautiful PRican gf with all types of booties.
    So, where do the brazillians get their booties?
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Ok, the women in Puerto Rico have very large booties. I mean this in a good way so if you're Puerto Rican, don't take offense. My theory is that evolution has a role due to the hurricanes in order to keep the center of gravity low.
    You guys are missing the point. The evolution toward big booties was not to keep center of gravity low, it was to attract males from the mainland, thus getting the women off the island BEFORE the 'cane.

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