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Old 08-24-09, 11:34 AM   #1
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Wanna know why I'm cooler that you?

Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
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Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
you guys need an accountant or a programmer?
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Old 08-24-09, 11:39 AM   #3
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Both.


Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?
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Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?
Get me the job, or I hate you.
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Take a number for the people that hate me because of my job.
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Where do I send my resume? Seriously? Where?
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If I kill you, do I get your job?
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Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
You forgot the banging the boss' hot sister part!
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Hopefully he isn't getting you drunk to soften the blow when he gives you some bad news later today. Nah. Enjoy the buzz.
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Wow, that was evil

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
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Old 08-24-09, 12:55 PM   #15
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You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
He might not be but I am. At least until I get whirled peas.
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Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
I'm going to guess sales. Take a client out to lunch and the company pays for it, and depending on the field its par for the course to include a few brew dogs.

Maybe I should try sales... I think well on my feet, have a line of sh*t a mile long, and no discernible trade skills of any kind. ... ...Back to my button-mashing spreadsheet laden one-office all-day-long universe of taupe.
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Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
No, no, I'm cooler than you 'cause I retired (comfortably) at 36.
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I'm hotter than you

I just walked 50 blocks (among other things) in an hour

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Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.
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I'm going to guess sales. Take a client out to lunch and the company pays for it, and depending on the field its par for the course to include a few brew dogs.

Maybe I should try sales... I think well on my feet, have a line of sh*t a mile long, and no discernible trade skills of any kind. ... ...Back to my button-mashing spreadsheet laden one-office all-day-long universe of taupe.
No sales for me.

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I just walked 50 blocks (among other things) in an hour

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Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.
I rode on a plane today and drank beer. But yeah, that would be way cooler.

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Wow, that was evil

You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
That is not a laser. It's just my tailight reflection off of the moon.
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How can you tell if a salesman is remote controlled?
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that's reflecting off my shiny hiney.
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