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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Wanna know why I'm cooler that you?

    Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
    you guys need an accountant or a programmer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    you guys need an accountant or a programmer?
    Both.


    Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Both.


    Did I mention I'm in a tropical area as well?
    Get me the job, or I hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Get me the job, or I hate you.
    Take a number for the people that hate me because of my job.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    I drew #1

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    Where do I send my resume? Seriously? Where?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    If I kill you, do I get your job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    What do you do again?

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    I kill people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I kill people.
    I kill killers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
    You forgot the banging the boss' hot sister part!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Hopefully he isn't getting you drunk to soften the blow when he gives you some bad news later today. Nah. Enjoy the buzz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLvector View Post
    Hopefully he isn't getting you drunk to soften the blow when he gives you some bad news later today. Nah. Enjoy the buzz.
    Wow, that was evil

    You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wow, that was evil

    You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
    He might not be but I am. At least until I get whirled peas.
    I am Fred, hear me slurp my Grande Mocha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wow, that was evil

    You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
    Leave Explody Pup out of this!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
    I'm going to guess sales. Take a client out to lunch and the company pays for it, and depending on the field its par for the course to include a few brew dogs.

    Maybe I should try sales... I think well on my feet, have a line of sh*t a mile long, and no discernible trade skills of any kind. ... ...Back to my button-mashing spreadsheet laden one-office all-day-long universe of taupe.
    Just another hairless monkey with a net connection and a keyboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Because it's 1:30ish in the afternoon and I'm drinking a beer, my employer is buying it, AND I'm getting paid to do it. It's days like this that I'm reminded that I have an awesome job.
    No, no, I'm cooler than you 'cause I retired (comfortably) at 36.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    I'm hotter than you

    I just walked 50 blocks (among other things) in an hour

    thank gawd for AC
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    Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

    Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.
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    Because you beat up remote controlled helicopter salesmen?
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen78 View Post
    I'm going to guess sales. Take a client out to lunch and the company pays for it, and depending on the field its par for the course to include a few brew dogs.

    Maybe I should try sales... I think well on my feet, have a line of sh*t a mile long, and no discernible trade skills of any kind. ... ...Back to my button-mashing spreadsheet laden one-office all-day-long universe of taupe.
    No sales for me.

    Quote Originally Posted by ilikebikes View Post
    No, no, I'm cooler than you 'cause I retired (comfortably) at 36.
    Touche'

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    I'm hotter than you

    I just walked 50 blocks (among other things) in an hour

    thank gawd for AC
    You are hotter that me.

    Quote Originally Posted by skiahh View Post
    Hmmm... drink a beer on company time (and dime) at 1:30 in the afternoon... or race up the Cascade Mountains at 500' above the ground and 500 MPH.

    Yeah, I'll take flying over drinking any day. Way cooler.
    I rode on a plane today and drank beer. But yeah, that would be way cooler.

    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
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    I do the robot.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Wow, that was evil

    You are the kind of guy that would hold the world hostage from your laser equipped moon base, aren't you?
    That is not a laser. It's just my tailight reflection off of the moon.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    Because you beat up remote controlled helicopter salesmen?
    How can you tell if a salesman is remote controlled?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes View Post
    That is not a laser. It's just my tailight reflection off of the moon.
    that's reflecting off my shiny hiney.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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