Yeee-aahhh! Just having commuted to work - with the last 10 minutes of sheer "riding joy" in having people cut me off - badly (one woman cut me off and nearly hit 2 people walking - JUST SO SHE COULD get into Dunkin Donuts with her big arse vehicle and park to get her donut fix ... needless to say - I was not silent - actually I followed her in. Hehe - told the security guys on the first floor - any cop looking for an angry woman bicyclist - that's me.
So I take the elevator up - walk down my hallway and MOST AUDIBLY - yelled "OHHH NOOO!!"
hehe, boss came running out - and she too yelled "OMG - THAT'S DISGUSTING" and went in to call maintenance. See this old building downtown is just like the rest of them - infested with the big ole American roachies - but this one - so I thought was a slow mover - nah, thing took off like a bullet.
And so here's me - parked bike against the wall and armed with a coffee mug someone slipped me raced down the hallway for it - up the wall, down the wall, the little effer was full of speed. Past a couple of women looking at me weirdly - till they saw what I was doing and then they took off.
I got it.
Boss is still following me saying "OMG THIS IS SO DISGUSTING". College starts in a couple weeks, may they get their butts in gear and spray.