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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Shaved off his right nipple to fill the belly button, the left to plug the hole where no sun shines.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    suns all his holes. you'll often find him bathing outside in the buff, spread eagle, with mouth agape.

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    His finger seeks holes by it's own volition.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    Mastronaut now has a pet:

    cat-in-a-space-suit-241x300.jpg
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    Weed whacking his nether regions has become the norm since the fallout...

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    Misses his fleshy parts on most lonely nights. Lonely nights being all of them.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    it's its own reward.
    As well you know.
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    ..........posted a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction. Has no intention of paying it.
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    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Is guilty of love in the first degree. The jury did not buy his story that the love between a man and an octopus should be validated by society.
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    Sells slightly used Octopi on the back page of Naughty Aquariast Monthly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    found the octopus of his dreams on backpage.com
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    The marine vice squad visited him about his proclivity for under age octopi.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    He swears that the best thing about an octopus is the sucking.
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    prefers sucker fish.
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    As long as it smells like fish, he's interested.
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    Likes Steely Dan. Not the band, actual Steely Dan III from Yokohama
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Adores Hot Pockets™.
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    His worst nightmare starts with "hi my name is Chris Hansen" when entering his favorite aquarium.
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    Changed his name from Steve Irwin...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Changed his name to Paul Reubens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Thinks that 'Jsharr's Playhouse' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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    MillCreek's Mill House is just creepy enough to entice Freddy K.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    ......all this talk of houses makes him wistful and melancholy. He remembers a cheerful little cottage, once, with a fireplace and in hearing distance of the ocean.
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    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Once lived in a cabin in the woods... Then he got "bearhandled" but the smallest one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taurine View Post
    Once lived in a cabin in the woods... Then he got "bearhandled" but the smallest one.
    ....had a small homestead farm with his childhood sweetheart, Lysine. Until the food supplement people moved in and destroyed his dream.
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    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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