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Old 06-03-13, 04:25 PM   #25026
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Shaved off his right nipple to fill the belly button, the left to plug the hole where no sun shines.
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suns all his holes. you'll often find him bathing outside in the buff, spread eagle, with mouth agape.
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His finger seeks holes by it's own volition.
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Weed whacking his nether regions has become the norm since the fallout...
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Misses his fleshy parts on most lonely nights. Lonely nights being all of them.
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..........posted a reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction. Has no intention of paying it.
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Old 06-04-13, 06:32 AM   #25034
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Is guilty of love in the first degree. The jury did not buy his story that the love between a man and an octopus should be validated by society.
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Old 06-04-13, 07:40 AM   #25035
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Sells slightly used Octopi on the back page of Naughty Aquariast Monthly.
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Old 06-04-13, 07:42 AM   #25036
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found the octopus of his dreams on backpage.com
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Old 06-04-13, 08:07 AM   #25037
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The marine vice squad visited him about his proclivity for under age octopi.
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Old 06-04-13, 08:21 AM   #25038
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He swears that the best thing about an octopus is the sucking.
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Old 06-04-13, 08:25 AM   #25039
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As long as it smells like fish, he's interested.
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Likes Steely Dan. Not the band, actual Steely Dan III from Yokohama
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Old 06-04-13, 10:13 AM   #25042
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His worst nightmare starts with "hi my name is Chris Hansen" when entering his favorite aquarium.
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Changed his name from Steve Irwin...
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Changed his name to Paul Reubens.
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Thinks that 'Jsharr's Playhouse' just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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MillCreek's Mill House is just creepy enough to entice Freddy K.
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......all this talk of houses makes him wistful and melancholy. He remembers a cheerful little cottage, once, with a fireplace and in hearing distance of the ocean.
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Once lived in a cabin in the woods... Then he got "bearhandled" but the smallest one.
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....had a small homestead farm with his childhood sweetheart, Lysine. Until the food supplement people moved in and destroyed his dream.
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