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    Likes his trailer park just fine. Lotsa bored, trashy women to entertain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ......all this talk of houses makes him wistful and melancholy. He remembers a cheerful little cottage, once, with a fireplace and in hearing distance of the ocean.
    Lies only!
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Oh, how he wishes he could again find the banana Moon Pies of his youth.
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    His creek really doesn't have a mill. That's some real estate fantasy.
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    ....in his fantasy life, his home is really an estate. The reality is we live in the same trailer park and compete for the women.
    Luckily, in our particular trailer park, there are plenty of trashy women to go around......and they do.

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    His ability to compete for the trashy trailer park women has increased by an order of magnitude, since he got the white leather tuck and roll upholstery in the Firebird.
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    He'd never admit the original spelling was Milt Creek.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Used to work in the dairy, slopping out the cow stalls, there on the banks of Milk Creek.
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    Ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.
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    Got lost in a brown paper sack.

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    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These are a few of his favorite things
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    Tries to hide his stash of Mary Poppins porno mags by pretending innocence.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    He likes to say 'Bang, Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' at the pivotal moment, if you know what I mean and I know you do.
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    Shouts "Supercalifragilisticexpailidocious" three times at his moment.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Has a stash of Pokemon cards he finds highly pornographic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jseis View Post
    Shouts "Supercalifragilisticexpailidocious" three times at his moment.
    ......supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, and frankly, I see nothing wrong with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    Has a stash of Pokemon cards he finds highly pornographic.
    .................or that.
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    .........tries to never indulge in such judgmental behavior himself.
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    woke up to find redrum written on his bathroom mirror.

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    His life is not as good as the book.
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    ......always carries his copy of the good book wherever he goes. He sometimes misplaces it, in which case he simply steals another from a motel room.
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    Thinks a Sodoku book is "the good book".

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    Owns the rare Gutenburg Kama Sutra.
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    Of course...it was written in backward cursive so he spends hours a day in front of a mirror with his partner tying himself in knots.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    each spring there in long beach, he puts on a one-man play based on the cult classic film 'freaks.' when he begins yelling, "one of us! one of us!" the scattered audience is appreciative there is but one of him.

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