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  1. #25076
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    Is uncertain why his iPad smells faintly of Astroglide.
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    Always refers to K-1 fuel as K-Y to try and charm the pants off the toothless convenience store lady with the huskie voice and Adams apple...

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Refuses to lower his contributions to this thread into the gutter like everybody else. His slander has class.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    .........spends the early hours of each day working on a lie in epic poem form.
    His preferred meter is iambic pentameter, like the blind Homer.

    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Jumps onto pacelines at the drop of an asshat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Found out Victoria's Secret and wasn't impressed.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Discovered in the morning that her real name is Victor. Oops.
    Make Amerika Grate Again

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    His favorite bird is the snipe.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

  10. #25085
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    Is preparing a lawsuit against Mother Nature, because honey badgers don't taste like honey at all.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Tried desperately to reinvent the wheel, which would have been good if the granite didn't crush his foot upon unload from his mule...

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    thin skinned

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    Of sound mind...

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Saves his best stuff for trade.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    ........traded his best stuff for a handful of magic beans. While it was not well received at home, he still has gigantic hopes for his bargain.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    After he cooked and ate his magic beans he had fantastically fine farts and the accompanying delusions of grandeur.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
    After he cooked and ate his magic beans he had fantastically fine farts and the accompanying delusions of grandeur.
    .......his delusions of grandeur consist pretty much of waking up tomorrow and taking a good crap.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    Hasn't taken a crap in so long, he really is full of it.
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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Is not so smug knowing that canines are ferocious coprophagists. .
    Make Amerika Grate Again

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    Loves it when his dog licks his face.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    .......his delusions of grandeur consist pretty much of waking up tomorrow and taking a good crap.
    We need lies here...


    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

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    Wears a toga when ever socially unacceptable.
    ODP Bike Guy

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    Thinks it's never unacceptable.
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    ^^^^
    gives away the ending to every movie

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    watches them anyway...
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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