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Old 06-05-13, 07:07 PM   #25076
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.........spends the early hours of each day working on a lie in epic poem form.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 06-06-13, 03:53 PM   #25082
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Old 06-06-13, 04:30 PM   #25084
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Is preparing a lawsuit against Mother Nature, because honey badgers don't taste like honey at all.
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Old 06-06-13, 06:20 PM   #25086
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Tried desperately to reinvent the wheel, which would have been good if the granite didn't crush his foot upon unload from his mule...
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Old 06-06-13, 06:24 PM   #25087
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Old 06-06-13, 06:31 PM   #25088
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........traded his best stuff for a handful of magic beans. While it was not well received at home, he still has gigantic hopes for his bargain.
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After he cooked and ate his magic beans he had fantastically fine farts and the accompanying delusions of grandeur.
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.......his delusions of grandeur consist pretty much of waking up tomorrow and taking a good crap.
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Old 06-06-13, 08:16 PM   #25093
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Hasn't taken a crap in so long, he really is full of it.
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Old 06-06-13, 08:20 PM   #25094
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Old 06-07-13, 06:23 AM   #25095
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Old 06-07-13, 09:18 AM   #25097
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