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    Cleaning the Sand Moulies out of the glove box, priceless....
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    Eating free dingleberries off the bush, priceless!
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Wiping his arse with Poison Ivy for years has given him an advantage over the other boys at the glory hole...
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    He is still using toilet paper bought for the whole Y2K debacle.
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    His TP Recyclery biz is going great though cutting, pasting, and rolling the good pieces is a bit time consuming.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    He got the city supply contract, so it's worth the time.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Holds the record for sucking a golf ball through a garden hose at 49.5 feet...
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    The only record he's ever held was a 45 of The Monkees with I'm a Believer on the A side and The Last Train to Clarksville on the flip.
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    Is now wearing his hair in a mop-top as a Monkee homage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Is now wearing his toupee in a mop-top as a Monkee homage.
    ftfy
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    Thinks no one can read his secret code messages....
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    Is paying for twerking lessons.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    Is the teacher.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Just broke the record for sucking a golf ball through a garden hose by 4 inches....
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    Has golf balls and a short shaft putter.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...ip?ft=1&f=1001

    In order to make his local lakes safe for testicles, has listed a Kickstarter campaign for the Great Pacu Hunt of 2013.
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    Was never in may pants last night, I don't think...
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    His nickname is "the ball cutter".
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    Did not read the NPR link and think "Ow! My balls!".
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    Fisting himself is a closet pastime that no one knows about...
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    knows about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
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    Participates in it.
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    Invented it.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    he found the one-liners so hilarious, he hoped they would go on forever, or several pages anyway. he ran to the fridge, pulled out a pint of choco-chunk and a tall can of mr whippet and ran back to his dark den, lit only by the screen. he sprayed the can in the pint and began to devour the mixture like a ravenous dog, all the while, peering into the bright screen. refresh! refresh! but nothing came. discouraged, he placed the long, jagged lips over the can, and, while carefully keeping the can upright, he pressed the nozzle and inhaled the cool mixture into his lungs. there, he held the gas hostage until his face turned blue and the required effect found. drums were pounding, a thousand thoughts filled the little gulliver, and he felt an immediate need to call old school chums he long ago left behind. and as quickly as it came, it all passed. he turned back to the bright sreen. and he waited. and he waited...

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    Has surgeon's hands.
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