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    Forgot the golden rule of gravity wells. Don't go into gravity wells.

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    .....his competing internet informational source, Pinnipedia, is off to a slow start, but he hopes it will eventually surpass Wikipedia in page views.
    To that end, he has taken to advertising it on Nutflix, and is not above posing tight, young seals in the advertising photos as eye candy.
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    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    reaching? I think NOT!

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    .............nothing is beyond his reach, now that gravity is no longer an issue.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Embezzled my advertising budget and what's worse took all my young sexy seals.

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    Is a firm believer that a man's reach should be adequate and firm to minimize fishin' for tight seals.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    His reach is limited by his short arm.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
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    keeps rubbing his nose and then sneezing.....some weird nose sex thing.
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    Failed his short arm inspection.
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    .............his original screen name, MiltCreek, raised some objections in the feminista crowd here on teh BF. He was compelled to subtly alter it.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Is not the enforcer of the feminista crowd on BF.
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    Is a card carrying member of NOW and it's feminist nazi wing.
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    ......not really a creep.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Believes it does take one to know one.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Tottaly a creep with that large creepy nose and the creepy hat.

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    Was arrested and accused of pinnapedophilia. In a statement to the cops he said "But that's just the way I am. I can't help it."
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    ......yearns to be a real creep, but he is just too much of a gentleman to pull it off.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    he left his previous life behind in 1977
    with help from the witless protection program

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilfred Laurier View Post
    he left his previous life behind in 1977
    with help from the witless protection program
    Developed a witless protection program, but it turned out to be too difficult to manage...
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    Developed a witless protection program, but it turned out to be too difficult to manage...
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    ...........currently lobbying the congress on behalf of the critless protection program, which relocates people who prefer touring geometries.
    Last edited by 3alarmer; 09-24-13 at 03:31 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Has agreed to act as Defense Counsel on behalf of walrus1 in the matter of walrus1's upcoming pinnapedophilia trial.

    Has counseled walrus1 to plead insanity because everybody knows walrus1's just crazy about a tight young seal.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    ....... only the real creeps in the legal business will accept and defend pinnapedophiliacs. He obviously hopes to damage my reputation as a straight shooter and moral exemplar.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
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    Ooh! He caught me!
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    On the advice of counsel, he has decided to plead the Third amendment. This has confused everyone, since no soldiers would possibly accept being quartered in his home.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Wanting to capitalize on the recent groundswell to invade Canada for their tasty health care system (and killer reefer), Milky (as he's affectionately known by the young Snohomish maidens) has pitched to the Elders the idea of quartering US Army Reserves in the many empty, run down lodges in advance of the assault.

    As an added bonus the new genetic material that's a possibility is very appealing!
    Last edited by ahsposo; 09-24-13 at 07:14 PM.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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