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  1. #28601
    A tiny member bikeguyinvenice's Avatar
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    and reeds it all the time
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    "Normal" is just a setting on a washing machine.

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    Thinks it's handy for saxophone practice
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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    Juicy, Sweet Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Likes to blow a clarinet.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Taught Evel Knievel how to land.

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    has a part time job at lands end

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    Came to the end of his job at LL Bean. "Willful and gross flatulence" was the key phrase on his termination form.
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    he mistook a glowing performance review for a termination form

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    His Blue Light Special ended with an arrest....
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    Juicy, Sweet Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    His blue darter marathon ended with a flameout.

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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    His 67 blue Dart Is the most dependable vehicle in his garage...
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    Thinks that the Slant 6 is the acme of automotive engine design.
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    calls his asian neighbors with their four kids 'the slant six.'
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    what a jerk.

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    Has his own Acme account in the name of W.E. Coyote.
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    Juicy, Sweet Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    When he passes gas it sounds like "meep, meep'" or "berangowww" so the braves have started calling him 'Roadrunner' and he thinks it's cool...
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    calls his asian neighbors with their four kids 'the slant six.'
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    what a jerk.
    The MOST insensitive drivel EVER produced by a LIVING human? Being EVER...
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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    calls his asian neighbors with their four kids 'the slant six.'
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    what a jerk.
    The MOST insensitive drivel EVER produced by a LIVING human? Being EVER...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mastronaut View Post
    The MOST insensitive drivel EVER produced by a LIVING human? Being EVER...
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    The MOST insensitive drivel EVER produced by a LIVING human? Being EVER...
    .....never repeats himself.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Has to repeat himself constantly because no one listens to him, instead rolling their eyes and hooking their thumbs.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Can'tre Member 3alarmer's Avatar
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    ...sadly, he now has hooks where his opposing thumbs used to be. It's related to an old gambling debt, and ignoring warnings, and a large hammer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    and here we have the hammerhead, that most oddly shaped of the bottom feeding scavengers, known to devour most anything, even their own young.

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    Everything he knows about hammerhead sharks, he has learned from Walrus1. He sometimes wonders why Walrus1 has all those shark teeth, carefully labeled as to date and location of 'collection', neatly arranged on the shelves of his stateroom.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Jumps the shark consistently....
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  23. #28623
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    ...Sharts his pants consistently

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    doesn't bother with the farts, just drops a load in his pants every day.

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    Stepped on a crack, broke his own back....
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