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    Quote Originally Posted by millcreek View Post
    after years of data collection and crunching the numbers, has come to the conclusion that the female genitalia costs more per hour of operation than the space shuttle.
    ha!
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    Opens his fly to air out the anti itch ointment...
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    Swears he has bees living inside his head.

    I told him to show me the honey.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    After receiving several emails and photos 'showing him the honey' as he requested, he has retracted his original statement.
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    he just missed winning a medal in the special olympics

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    The nuns made him this way.

    If they wouldn't have traumatized him so badly as a third grader he'd be able to use capital letters.

    It's a shame.
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    tHAT ELEPHANT MEAT SHURE DOES STINK
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    ...always at the top of the class in spelling, grammar, punctuation, and English usage. He has a command of the language second to none.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    ...never get mildly aroused when someone mentions nuns and shame in the same post.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    Weeps bitter tears whenever he recalls what he had to do to win 'Altar Boy of the Year'.
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    ...not many people know that, in addition to his other duties, he leads the Snohomish Boys Choir. He's always auditioning new boy sopranos.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    Has penguins for pets.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    Was a technical consultant on 'Happy Feet'.
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    Was looking for his happy feet when he went over the cliff, now they match his eyebrows...
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    The left side of his brain is not speaking to the right side.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Has a Manatee sized brain, which is superior to most folk...
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    ...there is a restraining order in the state of Florida that prevents him from coming within 300 yards of a manatee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat
    Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

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    Comes across Manatees all the time...
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    Wonders if the manatee restraining order also applies to Walrus1.
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    He's in with 'The In Crowd' and they are totally out of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    His affinity with Walrus1 is very cute and clever....
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    Vehemently denies eating walrus1 during a period of inter-spatial food scarcity.

    I'd like to hear walrus1 say he's alive and OK, myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    He's alive and well trust me hehehe...he says hungrily
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    He's alive, in a sorta cockroach motel way.
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    The rascal scooted as soon as the ant trap fondue was placed upon the marble table he had prepared for his buddy Vlad, yes the impaler....
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