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    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
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    he answered a craigslist ad looking for a sadist
    but he just though they were looking for a person
    who was at their saddest

    this mistake did not make him happy

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    Tipped over his tea which burned his nads, he decided he liked the sensation and repeated it again on purpose...

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    ...has had a burning sensation in his nads ever since that night he passed out drunk at the strip club.
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    I have nothing of value to add to this website. I will keep posting though.

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    Strippers intimidate the crap out of him, except the women ones....

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    ...worked his way through school as a male stripper. Was not dancing for the girls, if you know what I mean.
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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Doesn't like where this thread is heading.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Pole dancing eludes him...

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    Post a lie about the poster above

    But he's bang on with square head moves.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    After a hard day of Zombie hunting, he likes to settle down with an ice cold Bud Lite and some hot hamsters.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Even drunk hamsters don't want anything to do with him.

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    After a long hiatus, his short game is back.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    A short timer with a short arm but he's got game!
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Quiet cool is his claim to fame...

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    Known for his very low Kelvin icy cool demeanor and specialty brand underwear.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Likes to find his IP Address manually.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Lives life with a sponge on his tongue and a conch up his ass...

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    Prefers abalone to conch.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

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    Prefers soggy toast and spilled beer...

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    ..has a current article in Bon Appetit for his soggy toast and spilled beer omelette that explains the history of such recipes and the nuances of the beer brand used.
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    So drunk he actually thinks his last post made sense.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    ...so posted that he actually sensed the drunk at last.
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    Bacon-wrapped Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Even his hairdresser doesn't know for sure...
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    His recipe includes soggy cigarette buts and used condom wrappers...

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    He's always saying "Butt me no butts."
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    his last two posts did not releal his fondness for butts and hairdressers

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