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    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
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    he answered a craigslist ad looking for a sadist
    but he just though they were looking for a person
    who was at their saddest

    this mistake did not make him happy

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    Tipped over his tea which burned his nads, he decided he liked the sensation and repeated it again on purpose...
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    ...has had a burning sensation in his nads ever since that night he passed out drunk at the strip club.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Strippers intimidate the crap out of him, except the women ones....
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    ...worked his way through school as a male stripper. Was not dancing for the girls, if you know what I mean.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Doesn't like where this thread is heading.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    Pole dancing eludes him...
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    Post a lie about the poster above

    But he's bang on with square head moves.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    After a hard day of Zombie hunting, he likes to settle down with an ice cold Bud Lite and some hot hamsters.
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    Even drunk hamsters don't want anything to do with him.

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    After a long hiatus, his short game is back.
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    A short timer with a short arm but he's got game!
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Quiet cool is his claim to fame...
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    Known for his very low Kelvin icy cool demeanor and specialty brand underwear.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Juicy, Sweet Member ahsposo's Avatar
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    Likes to find his IP Address manually.
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    Lives life with a sponge on his tongue and a conch up his ass...
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    Prefers abalone to conch.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

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    Prefers soggy toast and spilled beer...
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    ..has a current article in Bon Appetit for his soggy toast and spilled beer omelette that explains the history of such recipes and the nuances of the beer brand used.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    So drunk he actually thinks his last post made sense.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    ...so posted that he actually sensed the drunk at last.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Even his hairdresser doesn't know for sure...
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    His recipe includes soggy cigarette buts and used condom wrappers...
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    He's always saying "Butt me no butts."
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    Senior Member Wilfred Laurier's Avatar
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    his last two posts did not releal his fondness for butts and hairdressers

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