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Old 11-25-13, 11:36 AM   #28851
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he answered a craigslist ad looking for a sadist
but he just though they were looking for a person
who was at their saddest

this mistake did not make him happy
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Old 11-25-13, 11:44 AM   #28852
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Tipped over his tea which burned his nads, he decided he liked the sensation and repeated it again on purpose...
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...has had a burning sensation in his nads ever since that night he passed out drunk at the strip club.
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Old 11-25-13, 12:27 PM   #28854
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Strippers intimidate the crap out of him, except the women ones....
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Old 11-25-13, 01:33 PM   #28855
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...worked his way through school as a male stripper. Was not dancing for the girls, if you know what I mean.
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Old 11-25-13, 01:39 PM   #28856
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Doesn't like where this thread is heading.
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Pole dancing eludes him...
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Post a lie about the poster above

But he's bang on with square head moves.
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After a hard day of Zombie hunting, he likes to settle down with an ice cold Bud Lite and some hot hamsters.
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Even drunk hamsters don't want anything to do with him.
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After a long hiatus, his short game is back.
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A short timer with a short arm but he's got game!
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Quiet cool is his claim to fame...
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Known for his very low Kelvin icy cool demeanor and specialty brand underwear.
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Likes to find his IP Address manually.
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Lives life with a sponge on his tongue and a conch up his ass...
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Old 11-25-13, 08:14 PM   #28867
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Prefers abalone to conch.
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Old 11-25-13, 08:25 PM   #28868
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Prefers soggy toast and spilled beer...
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..has a current article in Bon Appetit for his soggy toast and spilled beer omelette that explains the history of such recipes and the nuances of the beer brand used.
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Old 11-25-13, 11:32 PM   #28870
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So drunk he actually thinks his last post made sense.
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Old 11-26-13, 01:35 AM   #28871
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...so posted that he actually sensed the drunk at last.
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Old 11-26-13, 04:29 AM   #28872
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Even his hairdresser doesn't know for sure...
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His recipe includes soggy cigarette buts and used condom wrappers...
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He's always saying "Butt me no butts."
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Old 11-26-13, 09:16 AM   #28875
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his last two posts did not releal his fondness for butts and hairdressers
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