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Old 11-26-13, 09:24 AM   #28876
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Invents words as he needs them. His latest is "releal" which can only mean Gawd Knows What.
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is envious of my ability to make new words that immediately come into common use
it is very relealling about his character
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Is relealling from the discovery that he was conceived in a beauty saloon.
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Is trying to come to grips with the realization that his conception in a beauty salon occurred during the 'happy ending' to a haircut.
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Has always found the smell of a fresh perm to be slightly arousing.
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Old 11-26-13, 11:17 AM   #28881
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has a standing appointment at the salon every thursday
to get his hair set
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Old 11-26-13, 12:32 PM   #28882
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...his own longstanding weekly grooming appointment is for a brazilian.
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Old 11-26-13, 12:57 PM   #28883
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he lets his brazilian grow shaggy and unkempt
despite the loud portugese complaints
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His beach nickname "Hairy Mankini" isn't just for how he waves his wand.
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...looks really good at the annual polar bear plunge and barbecue in his mankini.
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Is totally into the usage of his tankini for public use...
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In real life Modo is Dick Bulge, male swimwear model.
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Psychedelically challenged...
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Psychic challenged, but he already knew this.
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Is one to pee on the fire second after the chimps have shat...
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Always goes off half cocked.
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Old 11-26-13, 07:52 PM   #28893
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Likes the whole, or is it hole?

Well, likes a cock anyway.

(what a softball, slow pitch)
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Old 11-26-13, 08:47 PM   #28894
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Old 11-26-13, 09:15 PM   #28895
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Just one passionate kiss from a man away from outing.
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...turning out a newbie gives him a special feeling.
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Remembers well when he was turned out. On that boozy summer evening. By 'Uncle' Ed, no less.
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His uncle was a study in contrasts, face like a horse, hung like a hamster with a taste for the occasional "bump".
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...he never knew him, but I think he would have loved my uncle Ed.
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