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  1. #28901
    Too Much Crazy
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    Kept a gold watch in his ass for 5 years in a pow camp so the gooks would never see it.

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    Is well past his sell by date.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    Always fresh as the morning dew.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    he was pretty excited about thanksgiving
    but now is having second thoughts about killing the turkey
    every time he looks into its beady vacant little eyes
    he thinks he might have found his soul mate

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    ...keeps the vacancy sign permanently lit in order to lure attractive female travelers to his motel.
    Quote Originally Posted by For a Dancer
    And somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go, may lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know.

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    keeps the vacancy sign permanently lit because he believes that is what mother wants him to do

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    ...has not showered since he first saw the movie, back in the 1960.
    Quote Originally Posted by For a Dancer
    And somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go, may lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know.

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    Was caught smoking in the boys room with Vince, Mick, Tommy, and Nikki from the Crue.
    1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Was caught smoking the boys in the room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Innocent until proven guilty.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    nobody bothers with the innocent part where he's concerned.
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    Is as charming as he is smart...

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    ...even his antagonists here do not doubt his sincerity.
    Quote Originally Posted by For a Dancer
    And somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go, may lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know.

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    That's a good sign...

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    Born under a bad sign.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
    You can lift the wage earner up by equalizing earnings.
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    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    Despite it all, he isn't a bitter, lonely, misunderstood being. He can have moments of near joy but that may just be a nervous tic.

    One never knows.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    had a bit more luck in the states with the b-side to 'chicken shack george, and i don't care,' an upbeat ditty he called, 'nervous dick (done got me licked).' the song was a metaphor for the fate of man and a play on words for his (now) nemesis, black dick. it reached number 2 in the cutout bin at the macon camalot music in the summer of '85, and was once played as a lark by captain fishface on his atlanta underground radio show until callers threatened the captain's lynching.

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    Bob's his uncle.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    ...no longer does stiff, but he's both laterally and vertically compliant. Exceptionally so.
    Quote Originally Posted by For a Dancer
    And somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go, may lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know.

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    Known in the local 'hood as the one you can count on to stiff his neighbors.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    ...was recently reported by several BF posters to the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to French Bikes.
    Quote Originally Posted by For a Dancer
    And somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go, may lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know.

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    Will eventually appreciate "Flog a Frog Day". This annual coastal tribute to fine crafted Frenchy iron involves red wine and blue language.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Out walking on water.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    You can bring about prosperity by overturning the holders of power.
    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
    You can help the poor by destroying the rich.

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    Wonders if deep-frying a frozen turkey is really all that hazardous.
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

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    believes deep frying a live turkey is only hazardous if the turkey finds out your plan beforehand

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