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Old 11-27-13, 08:31 AM   #28901
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Kept a gold watch in his ass for 5 years in a pow camp so the gooks would never see it.
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Old 11-27-13, 08:34 AM   #28902
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Old 11-27-13, 10:48 AM   #28904
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he was pretty excited about thanksgiving
but now is having second thoughts about killing the turkey
every time he looks into its beady vacant little eyes
he thinks he might have found his soul mate
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...keeps the vacancy sign permanently lit in order to lure attractive female travelers to his motel.
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Old 11-27-13, 11:29 AM   #28906
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keeps the vacancy sign permanently lit because he believes that is what mother wants him to do
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...has not showered since he first saw the movie, back in the 1960.
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Old 11-27-13, 12:15 PM   #28908
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Old 11-27-13, 12:22 PM   #28909
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Was caught smoking the boys in the room.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 11-27-13, 12:31 PM   #28910
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nobody bothers with the innocent part where he's concerned.
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Old 11-27-13, 02:34 PM   #28912
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Is as charming as he is smart...
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...even his antagonists here do not doubt his sincerity.
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Old 11-27-13, 03:22 PM   #28914
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That's a good sign...
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Old 11-27-13, 04:35 PM   #28915
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Born under a bad sign.
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Despite it all, he isn't a bitter, lonely, misunderstood being. He can have moments of near joy but that may just be a nervous tic.

One never knows.
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Old 11-27-13, 06:32 PM   #28917
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had a bit more luck in the states with the b-side to 'chicken shack george, and i don't care,' an upbeat ditty he called, 'nervous dick (done got me licked).' the song was a metaphor for the fate of man and a play on words for his (now) nemesis, black dick. it reached number 2 in the cutout bin at the macon camalot music in the summer of '85, and was once played as a lark by captain fishface on his atlanta underground radio show until callers threatened the captain's lynching.
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Old 11-27-13, 06:56 PM   #28918
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...no longer does stiff, but he's both laterally and vertically compliant. Exceptionally so.
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Old 11-27-13, 10:12 PM   #28920
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Known in the local 'hood as the one you can count on to stiff his neighbors.
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...was recently reported by several BF posters to the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to French Bikes.
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Old 11-27-13, 11:59 PM   #28922
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Will eventually appreciate "Flog a Frog Day". This annual coastal tribute to fine crafted Frenchy iron involves red wine and blue language.
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Old 11-28-13, 07:19 AM   #28923
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Wonders if deep-frying a frozen turkey is really all that hazardous.
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believes deep frying a live turkey is only hazardous if the turkey finds out your plan beforehand
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