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Old 12-02-13, 01:08 PM   #29026
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...keeps trying to PM me the intimate details of his life, but I don't want to get involved so long as he is an item with ahsposo.
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is celebrating his 42nd year at chunky charlie's auto sales in midland, on route 4, just past the 'poke and run,' across from lou's discount mortuary.
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...too stoned to roll another, he is very grateful for the new vape technology.
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...swore he wouldn't tell. Ahsposo will be furious. A good example of how much trouble fooling around can bring you.
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at lunch, he shimmied over to the poke and run for a couple corn dogs and a jumbo coffee, then stopped to check the two new corpses lou had on display before he headed back to chunky charlie's to unload that '78 vega hatchback to that weird looking kid that's been sniffing around the lot.
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at lunch, he shimmied over to the poke and run for a couple corn dogs and a jumbo coffee, then stopped to check the two new corpses lou had on display before he headed back to chunky charlie's to unload that '78 vega hatchback to that weird looking kid that's been sniffing around the lot.

...his decisive manner here has impressed everyone with the firm tone he has in expressing his deeply held convictions.
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Has decided 'The Poke and Run' would be an excellent name for a quick-service brothel.
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Has decided that it 'The Poke and Run' is a better name for that than 'Squat 'n' Gobble.'

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Has gobbledygook all over his face...
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His ability to squat and gobble has put food on the table many times.
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Millcreek has a stinky sock that he won't wash because he claims Robert DeNiro beat off in it.
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Every time he tries to beat off it hurts.

Can't see the attraction.

Thinks maybe he should quit with the sledge hammer and try a rubber mallet.

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He gets a lot of attention when he wears the rubber mullet.
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Is the rubber mullet wearing headliner at the "Poke and Joke", the competing tribal brothel across the street. He'll tickle your funny bone.
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...made enough money at the last ecumenical conference of faiths he attended to pay for the trip by selling rubbers to the mullahs.
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Confused rubbers with putting "Boots on the ground". His new Vibrams really confused the brothels.
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is thinking of giving up his expensive zombie reenactments so he can afford a new pt cruiser.
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...you'll never catch him in a PT Cruiser. If it ain't got fins it ain't for him. At least, that's what he said at chunky charlie's when we tried to get him into something above ground.
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Today is the first day of the rest of his miserable existence.
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