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    Shows off his best Devo dance moves on every open mike night at the Hawgs Breath Inn and they welcome him with open arms...
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    How you thinK the Caddy ended up the way it is? same Jag...
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    Has friends in high places.
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    This reminds me why I never go into road...........thanks guys.

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    ...he's had to strictly curtail his drug use due to sudden onset acrophobia and the resulting fear of high places.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Argues that the only reasonable accommodation for his acrophobia is to allow his drug use. HR is stumped by this.
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    Keeps a bottle of Ron Rico in his lower left drawer for days like this.

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    Masks his truths with lies...
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    Masks his lies with truth....
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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."

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    Knows that it won't be long before the bitter taste of truth is drowned by the rich taste of bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
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    Masks his pain with Patron.

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    Is the Patrone saint of Foo...
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    Got lost and decided to just stay where he is.

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    Was the creater of what is known as masking tape....
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    Uses duct tape to manscape with.

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    Ended up horribly scarred after a failed experiment involving hot wax and duct tape.
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    ...wears his duct tape and hot wax scars proudly, as symbolic of the traditional Snohomish tribal warrior coming of age ceremony.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Can't figure out why anybody would tape a duck.
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    ...has some ideas involving duck bondage and safe words like, "that'th dethpicable !!"
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Has a very large collection of duck bondage photos. They quack him up.
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    Thinks that duck and cover would be highly effective in the event of a incoming hostile nuclear attack. A covering of ducks would absorb a lot of heat and radiation.
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    ...recently awoke from a weekend of binge drinking and partying covered in duck down, with no recollection of how it happened.
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    And the very worst part of the duck binge was finding certain portions of his anatomy covered with bill marks.
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    When he gets down ducks get naked.
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    Has a great rack.

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    ...once had to wear turtle necks for three weeks to cover the duck hickies. Had they been girl hickies, not a problem, but even in Georgia, duck love is forbidden love.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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