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Old 12-06-13, 03:16 PM   #29126
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has mastered not only the duck call, but also the swan call for those lonely lonely nights when he needs something to cuddle with.
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If the ducks don't quack when he's fornicating with them, he stops immediately...
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...on occasion he's been heard to use the line, "quack like a duck !" instead of, "squeal like a pig !"
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Likes a nice tight common cloaca.
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Has Columbian chika chicka Caller in his back pocket right now!
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...his friends here think that all this duck chasing is really just driven by his broken heart over Walrus1, and the beautiful baculum that got away.
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His parents love that he baculums his room every day...
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He has a Hoover to baculum.
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Started out cleaning offices to becoming a world class baculum representative...
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Cleans out orifices by hand, the old-fashioned way.
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Has a regular shaped orifice says his proctologist...
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...recently hired a good looking new orifice manager.
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Is not as gay as Liberace...
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Has formed a lasting sexual relationship with a yet to be disclosed common household appliance, says his publicist.
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Still has all of Bobby Sherman's records he cut off the Honeycombs boxes, under his pillow...
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...still has a trace of Bobby Sherman, right there on his pillow which he cannot bring himself to wash.
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Stole Davy Jones' head, put it in his freezer in hopes of cloning him when technology catches up...
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...he's a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
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