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    Is familiar with all laws on game hunting, including pick up lines...
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    has mastered not only the duck call, but also the swan call for those lonely lonely nights when he needs something to cuddle with.

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    If the ducks don't quack when he's fornicating with them, he stops immediately...
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    ...on occasion he's been heard to use the line, "quack like a duck !" instead of, "squeal like a pig !"
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Likes a nice tight common cloaca.
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    Has Columbian chika chicka Caller in his back pocket right now!
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    ...his friends here think that all this duck chasing is really just driven by his broken heart over Walrus1, and the beautiful baculum that got away.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    His parents love that he baculums his room every day...
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    He has a Hoover to baculum.
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    Started out cleaning offices to becoming a world class baculum representative...
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    Cleans out orifices by hand, the old-fashioned way.
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    Has a regular shaped orifice says his proctologist...
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    ...recently hired a good looking new orifice manager.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Is not as gay as Liberace...
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    Is now fearful of legal action from the Liberace estate.
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    Is in love with California and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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    I thought my bike was stolen off my porch. Two months later, I saw it locked up at the train station, and I realized that I had left it there.

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    Buys his lies from Nigerians.
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    Is part of the Hungarian Zombie movement...
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    Has formed a lasting sexual relationship with a yet to be disclosed common household appliance, says his publicist.
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    Still has all of Bobby Sherman's records he cut off the Honeycombs boxes, under his pillow...
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    ...still has a trace of Bobby Sherman, right there on his pillow which he cannot bring himself to wash.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Has a thing for Davy Jones of the Monkees.
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    Is taking a select group of Snohomish braves to zoo where they'll entertain the monkeys by whacking off and flinging poo at each other.
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    Stole Davy Jones' head, put it in his freezer in hopes of cloning him when technology catches up...
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    ...he's a daydream believer and a homecoming queen.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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