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Old 12-11-13, 04:15 PM   #29226
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keeps someone else's testicles in his underwear drawer.

he says they belonged to captain ahab. (whatever.)

sometimes he carries them around in a coin purse made from a camel's scrotum.

pretty weird.
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pretty weird.
...he's not weird at all.

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Old 12-11-13, 06:59 PM   #29231
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Catheterizes himself several times an hour.
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chia pet commercials convinced him
that the green mossy stuff growing on his chest and back was normal
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......started eating chia seeds when he heard they're good for you. He now finds himself following people home.
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Sniping means nothing to a stud like that guy...
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usually, when he writes 'that guy,' he's referring to his mom.
...homeless animals follow him home all the time.
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Phishing is his real occupation...
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Well, I didn't take the time to read all 1175 pages................
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in the '84 special olympics, he received the gold in the wheelchair slalom and the bronze in the costume competition. it was a down year for costumes.
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