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Old 12-13-13, 07:25 AM   #29276
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Has a cyst and disease certificate from his family practitioner......
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scares little children by telling them to pull his finger...
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scares little women by looking at them.
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Old 12-13-13, 08:40 AM   #29279
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His hobby is collecting restraining orders...
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Old 12-13-13, 09:31 AM   #29280
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Does not feel restrained by the orders of society. Or good taste, for that matter.
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Old 12-13-13, 11:33 AM   #29282
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Did not buy an authentic straitjacket on eBay.
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...he has never decorated a ball gag with glitter.
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Old 12-13-13, 03:59 PM   #29284
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Never gags on balls....
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Gently warms the balls in the cup of his hand.
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Old 12-13-13, 04:27 PM   #29287
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...pokes at his balls.
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Old 12-13-13, 07:02 PM   #29290
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Poking a pig was sex education in his home schooled High School. Him and and his Dad and Sis...
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Old 12-13-13, 07:22 PM   #29291
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...has already forgotten that Millcreek used the liquor in the front, poker in the rear joke.
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Old 12-13-13, 11:24 PM   #29293
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Such a pig lickin' squealer.
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Old 12-14-13, 09:14 AM   #29294
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Will go whole hog.
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Squeals like a pig to the accompaniment of some banjo music and Burt Reynolds looking on.
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His counter is jammed with Pig Squealin' Champion trophies from the annual tribal competition involving a pig, decibel meter, and the Kama Sutra.
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Old 12-14-13, 04:13 PM   #29297
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embraced the pig jokes until a car load of rowdy kids repeatedly yelled at him, "pedal pedal, piggy piggy!" as he struggled his immense weight up that last hill.

when he finally arrived home, he yelled to his wife, "no more bacon for me, damnit!"
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Knows how to stretch a lie with tact and good taste...
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