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    Sarcastic Bastid mastronaut's Avatar
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    Has a cyst and disease certificate from his family practitioner......
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    scares little children by telling them to pull his finger...
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    scares little women by looking at them.

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    His hobby is collecting restraining orders...
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Does not feel restrained by the orders of society. Or good taste, for that matter.
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    ...a person of remarkable restraint. His collection of restraints in the windowless room in his basement is the envy of the B+D community.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
    Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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    Did not buy an authentic straitjacket on eBay.
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    ...he has never decorated a ball gag with glitter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
    Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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    Never gags on balls....
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    gags on balls

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    Gently warms the balls in the cup of his hand.
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    Works as a ball washer at the Snohomish Valley Country Club for tips.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    ...pokes at his balls.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
    Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Knows a pig from a poke.
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    Poking a pig was sex education in his home schooled High School. Him and and his Dad and Sis...
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    ...has already forgotten that Millcreek used the liquor in the front, poker in the rear joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twain
    Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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    Such a stickler!
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    Such a pig lickin' squealer.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Will go whole hog.
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    Squeals like a pig to the accompaniment of some banjo music and Burt Reynolds looking on.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    His counter is jammed with Pig Squealin' Champion trophies from the annual tribal competition involving a pig, decibel meter, and the Kama Sutra.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    embraced the pig jokes until a car load of rowdy kids repeatedly yelled at him, "pedal pedal, piggy piggy!" as he struggled his immense weight up that last hill.

    when he finally arrived home, he yelled to his wife, "no more bacon for me, damnit!"

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    Knows how to stretch a lie with tact and good taste...
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    Major producer of nasal pate.

    Eats everything he produces.
    Quote Originally Posted by toddles View Post
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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Thinks living in a Caddy's trunk is a step up from being conceived on the front hood.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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