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    Has a cyst and disease certificate from his family practitioner......

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    scares little children by telling them to pull his finger...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    scares little women by looking at them.
    1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold

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    His hobby is collecting restraining orders...
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Does not feel restrained by the orders of society. Or good taste, for that matter.
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    ...a person of remarkable restraint. His collection of restraints in the windowless room in his basement is the envy of the B+D community.
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    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Did not buy an authentic straitjacket on eBay.
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    ...he has never decorated a ball gag with glitter.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Never gags on balls....

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    gags on balls

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    Gently warms the balls in the cup of his hand.
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    Works as a ball washer at the Snohomish Valley Country Club for tips.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    ...pokes at his balls.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Knows a pig from a poke.
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    Poking a pig was sex education in his home schooled High School. Him and and his Dad and Sis...
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    ...has already forgotten that Millcreek used the liquor in the front, poker in the rear joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by the Mock Turtle
    You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
    When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!

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    Such a stickler!
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Such a pig lickin' squealer.
    Make Amerika Grate Again

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    Will go whole hog.
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    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Squeals like a pig to the accompaniment of some banjo music and Burt Reynolds looking on.
    Regards, MillCreek
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    His counter is jammed with Pig Squealin' Champion trophies from the annual tribal competition involving a pig, decibel meter, and the Kama Sutra.
    Make Amerika Grate Again

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    embraced the pig jokes until a car load of rowdy kids repeatedly yelled at him, "pedal pedal, piggy piggy!" as he struggled his immense weight up that last hill.

    when he finally arrived home, he yelled to his wife, "no more bacon for me, damnit!"

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    Knows how to stretch a lie with tact and good taste...

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    Major producer of nasal pate.

    Eats everything he produces.
    Quote Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
    ...ixnay on the exsay alktay.

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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Thinks living in a Caddy's trunk is a step up from being conceived on the front hood.
    Make Amerika Grate Again

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