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    Has a cyst and disease certificate from his family practitioner......

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    scares little children by telling them to pull his finger...
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    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    scares little women by looking at them.
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    His hobby is collecting restraining orders...
    Quote Originally Posted by ElJamoquio View Post
    .... Other than being completely wrong, you're correct.

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    Does not feel restrained by the orders of society. Or good taste, for that matter.
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    ...a person of remarkable restraint. His collection of restraints in the windowless room in his basement is the envy of the B+D community.
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    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Did not buy an authentic straitjacket on eBay.
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    ...he has never decorated a ball gag with glitter.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Never gags on balls....

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    gags on balls

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    Gently warms the balls in the cup of his hand.
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    Works as a ball washer at the Snohomish Valley Country Club for tips.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    You can strengthen the weak by eating the the strong.
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    ...pokes at his balls.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
    Facts are binary. If they aren't, then they aren't facts.

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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Knows a pig from a poke.
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    Poking a pig was sex education in his home schooled High School. Him and and his Dad and Sis...
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    ...has already forgotten that Millcreek used the liquor in the front, poker in the rear joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by CKey_Cal View Post
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    Such a stickler!
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Such a pig lickin' squealer.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Will go whole hog.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Squeals like a pig to the accompaniment of some banjo music and Burt Reynolds looking on.
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    His counter is jammed with Pig Squealin' Champion trophies from the annual tribal competition involving a pig, decibel meter, and the Kama Sutra.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    embraced the pig jokes until a car load of rowdy kids repeatedly yelled at him, "pedal pedal, piggy piggy!" as he struggled his immense weight up that last hill.

    when he finally arrived home, he yelled to his wife, "no more bacon for me, damnit!"

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    Knows how to stretch a lie with tact and good taste...

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    Major producer of nasal pate.

    Eats everything he produces.
    You can further the brotherhood of man by eliminating class.
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    Post a lie about the poster above

    Thinks living in a Caddy's trunk is a step up from being conceived on the front hood.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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