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    Conceived on the front hood, lives in the trunk, and vacations in the back seat of his grandmother's caddy.

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    His favorite part of being a caddy is washing balls and getting big tips for working all 18 holes.
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    If I gotta look up words, it's not worth my time.

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    Has published articles in the medical literature regarding his discovery of heretofore unknown holes.
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    ...thinks he's holier than thou.
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    Lawlessness is illegal.

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    Is holier than you could even imagine unless a nun is involved then he puckers like a mother

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    ...it's quite obvious he's superior in all respects. Also, he's a real mother.
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    as a public translator for the deaf in south africa, he applies the now trendy 'meaningless approach' by regurgitating what's just been said, and then applying his pure nonsense.

    he may later claim schizophrenia, but only if you bring it up first.

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    His vicissitudes are only outweighed by his brilliance...

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    His fleas are only outweighed by his ticks.
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    He removes his ticks with lampreys.

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    .....takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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    decades of absorbing commercial television has not left the autistic elderly altogether speechless.

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    Depends on Depends®.
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    His night job as a sanitation engineer made him a Dependsable expert though he knows he's a diaper load short of a full hamper.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Hampered by his honesty, his lies are as thick as a spider's web in mid fight...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mastronaut View Post
    Hampered by his honesty, his lies are as thick as a spider's web in mid fight...
    ...unhampered by Pampers, his flies are thick in mid flight.
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    Periodically goes through a Venus Flytrap phase in which he remains motionless and waits for insects to land in his open mouth.
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    ...he's very fond of airline in flight meals. He's been trying to get the tribe to contract with the same caterers.
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    Much like the famous Jared who lost all that weight eating Subway sandwiches, he is trying to do the same thing with the United Airlines 'snak pak'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
    was the inspiration for the 'Strangers with Candy' character, Guy Blank, always shown in a motionless state, open mouthed, mid-action.


    ...he's recently discovered that electric carving knives, which he finds and buys in thrift stores all around town, are good for a multitude of household chores.
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    Based upon her new-found good mood and sighs of satisfaction, is now suspicious of his wife disappearing into the bathroom for 15 minutes at a time to 'brush her teeth' with the new electric Oral-B toothbrush.
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    he can only guess what a sigh of satisfaction sounds like

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    Thinks that 'Sigh of Satisfaction' would be an excellent theme for a Victoria's Secret runway show.
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    ..."much sighing, little satisfaction" is his native American tribal name among the Snohomish.
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    Makes the Victoria's Secret Runway a series of secretions hazard...

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