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    Wears his allegiance to Mr Potato Head on the bumper of his favorite AMC Rambler station wagon...
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    His special talent is swallowing all the pieces of Mr. Potato Head and pooping it out fully assembled. He's working on Legos and erector sets now.

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    Never needs duct tape and an erector set to make love to his boy toy on a Saturday night of debauchery...
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    announcer: this week on your great lake's uhf channel 63, don't miss the black box and mastronaut series, 'death and the fat man,' where eternal decay tempts a former jolly sort around snowsville in a heady new existential drama. and now back to 'sewing with sue.'

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    After Breaking Bad, his disappointment was only matched by his refusal to being in The Walking Dead season 5 auditions.
    Too real, the producers were said to mumble...
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    Post a lie about the poster above

    After breaking wind, he threw his skeletal arm across his SO and called it a night. And that's about as real as he could feel knowing that one match could blow the trailer to pieces.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    Ever resourceful, he took the coal and switches Santa brought him and started a fire.
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    buys generic water

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    Always bubbly and never watered down...
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    Always con gas, never sin.
    Amerika, Land of the Very Brief.

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    And Jseis said, "Let him that isn't stoned commit the first sin."
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    Was stoned by the local Girl Scouts for leering at the park...
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    ....has the original recipe for Alice B Toklas Girl Scout Thin Mints carefully hidden away in his files. The restraining order precludes any involvement with Brownies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Al Dvorin
    Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. Thank you and goodnight

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    Is the one that got away...
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    Can't give it away.
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    Swears this New Year, his drinking and drunk and disorderly days are over...
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    Even though he's 40 something is so excited he'll finally be accepted into the Boy Scouts!

    Has fantasies about his first camping trip and sleeping in a tent with the boys and telling ghost stories...
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    As you can see, it's not even New Years yet....
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    The first story he'll tell involves a friendly ghost named Caspar.

    Now as he tells it, Caspar needs a little buddy to supply a joy stick so Caspar can fly...
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    Is as unique and special as his avatar for sure....
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    usually admires their reflections while riding past shop windows

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    When he can't find a Drive-Thru he makes his own, but never on purpose, he has Turrets...
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    would give away all his celebrity for the reward of acquiring turrets, both to justify his shouting profanity and to also give his hellishly thin skeleton some punch.

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    thinks celery was sent to us from Satan

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    Sometimes forgets to breathe.
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