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Old 01-03-14, 10:18 AM   #29576
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His 2 terabytes are so small. He dreams of a big 8 terabytes locked and loaded.
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...has personal experience with the damage sock puppet porn addiction can do to relationships, but he still struggles to keep those socks on his feet. The 12 step meetings help.
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Has named the left sock 'Bonnie' and the right sock 'Lassie'. Ach, she be a right bonnie lassie, he growls.
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...constantly fantasizes about a sock puppet threesome.
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Is making a copy of the epic Scottish Sock puppet porn video It Comes in Argyle for MillCreek. This is the one where the notorious Gold Toe mixes it up with some Lady Hanes and and Fruit of the Looms in some wild, sweaty odd sock out pairings.
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...knows absolutely nothing about the subject of sock puppet porn. Considers the whole topic to be beneath contempt.
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Absolutely requires that his dirty, dirty sexy socks treat him with contempt. And an occasional lashing would not go amiss, either.
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Likes to be darned.
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After he modified his darning egg to vibrate, his wife mysteriously appropriated it and he has not seen it since.
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Old 01-03-14, 02:28 PM   #29585
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Thrills at the thought of "going barefoot".
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Has fantasies of one day becoming a used sock puppet.
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Based on his many years of submarine service in the US Navy, knows very well what a 'patrol sock' is.
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Loves to launch a 'Das Boot' in the Tribal swimming pool. It's a perennial crowd pleaser!
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Well known for his proclivity in putting "Das Boot" in his mouth.
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And Jseis said: "It is easier for a Camel to smoke a Rich Virginia tobacco than it is for a Georgia Hog to Eat a Peach."

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Old 01-03-14, 08:26 PM   #29592
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Tell a lie....

Prefers men's work socks, mid-calf length. Hopefully worn by guys desperate to be not thought of as different.

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Prefers petite white anklets with little pink pom-poms at the heel.
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Lies? What don't we understand about lies? WTF?

Prefers a nice stinky trucker boot for righteous carnal knowledge of the most ignorant kind.

Not an aspersion on truckers.

They didn't ask to be singled out for the perverted satisfactions of pointy-headed, uni-browed, splay-footed, semi-indigenous people!
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After a visit from the Tribal HR people, now regrets using the term 'semi-indigenous'.
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